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Kevin and FDC Willard

@marriedafish.bsky.social

Everyone deserves enough food, shelter, and clothing before anyone deserves a yacht.

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New plushie need just dropped.

06.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My girls built tunnels through all the snow piles Mel and I have made shoveling over the last few days. Brought me joy watching them do it on their snow day.

27.01.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am now on their website. I have a phone app that tracks things like getting up, going to bed, reading each day, flossing, etc...but this gamifies it and makes it cute.

I'm suspicious of data harvesting as always, but I can always enter a bunch of fake info on their site. =D

26.01.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, this looks delightful...what is it?

26.01.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This kid gets it.

17.01.2026 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was all set to be snowed in when we moved to WNY, but then your snow plows actually...plow? Meanwhile in MI we tend to just drive on it till it gets packed enough you have traction.

I wonder what other societal problems we could solve with enough tax dollars, compassion, and cooperation?

15.01.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm more angry at Danny now than CJ ever was. What a turd.

13.01.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

woah, woah, woah, what'd I miss?

13.01.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have wanted to see someone develop an ethically-trained AI that specifically seeks out open source images of writing and transcribes the written words to digital text.

Historians would go ape for that, huge win for knowledge and humanity, and trainable on open-source data.

13.01.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't think anything would make me laugh out loud over my country kidnapping a head of state, but here we are.

03.01.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh, I never really looked into it. Maybe if I ever empty my gaming backlog I'll see what I can add in.

I've almost started another Morrowind run now that Tamriel Rebuilt has hugely increased the size of the world, but there never seems to be enough time.

21.12.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've beaten it, but never modded it - am I missing a lot?

21.12.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Independence Day (1996 film) - Wikipedia

Independence Day...at least the White House is already 1/3 demolished?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indepen...

19.12.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking as a Toby, we're delightful?

...or maybe we're just reliable, predictable, and witty enough to make up for the dark cloud hanging over our heads. Our passion for small irrelevancies also has its charm, I suppose.

10.12.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says there 's literally no one in the world that i don 't hate right now ALT: a man in a suit says there 's literally no one in the world that i don 't hate right now
10.12.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Mel will tell anyone that I'm actually Toby though, not Josh. Toby and I share an unshakeable faith in our fellow humans.)

10.12.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mel and I rewatched West Wing during each of Trump's first two presidential candidacies...got too real to go for the third.

But whenever I have a really big win I turn into Josh and demand the "finest muffins and bagels in all the land" or tell everyone that "I drink from the keg of glory."

10.12.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You will be visited by three spirits.

(I *really* wish I had the source for this...anyone who knows, share in the comments?)

09.12.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mel and I went down hard for a *week*. The girls seemed sick for a couple days and bounced, thankfully.

My inner child was placated by the expensive single-origin beans we buy from a local coffee shop put through the expensive grinder and espresso machine we bought for the purpose...but not today.

09.12.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just thinking to myself:

"Self, after a week of the ^%@&%! Flu, you deserve all the fancy sweet stuff you never put in your coffee today."

Apparently I have an inner child who resents the fact that I usually drink black Americano, and they take control when I'm sick.

09.12.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, it's not just me who doesn't feel like it's properly Christmas till some classically-trained folks belt it out? My kids are just starting to remember and try to sing along with it, which makes it even more emotionally dense, lol.

03.12.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Day 2 - Advent of Code 2025

I just completed "Gift Shop" in the Advent of Code 2025. It's a nice puzzle to fit in between emails. =)
#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/2

02.12.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025

"Secret Entrance" - Day 1 of AOC25 is down. Thankfully, I did not start work on this at midnight and just finish.

#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1

01.12.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be doing them late so I can sleep a bit, but Python in nvim is my jam these days. Good luck to all!

01.12.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, I read these books for the first time in later elementary school - it was a *wild* ride.

30.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, batteries are getting more and more unreliable these days. Sometimes they just inexplicably die all at the same time. They're weird like that.

20.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four Seasons Total Landscaping deserves to be at least an honorable mention, if I can add to the lore.

07.11.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same, though. That mayoral election will make such an impact, and our ballot just has a millage for technical ed today. Still going to be sitting here at the polling site for 16h though.

I'll spend the next 8-10 hours thinking about what I want to order for dinner, lol.

04.11.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did a deep clean of my coffee grinder and espresso machine the other day.

Went to bed *very* excited for my morning coffee.

29.10.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what I want right about now? I want a White House press corps that are as tenacious as the sharks portrayed on "The West Wing."

...when did journalists get so afraid of follow-up questions and holding powerful feet to the fire?

20.10.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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