overkills royce

im gonna fucking throw up

Commissions for Gaza: 5 slots at a time, until the occupation ends. $30 CAD portraits! you can get 'em!!! * your OC * your fav character * FF14/DnD/etc * with reference, anyone! * simple armor ok! * furry/anthro ok! * disability ok! * any physique ok! * any skin+hair ok! * trans bodies ok! * no bigotry= ok!!! for questions/details/to book a slot, contact me at: @po-po-cco.bsky.social

i'm in it for the long haul! with priority given to the work i've already accepted, i have 5 commission slots open again, with all proceeds being directly donated to Gazans in need. i accept interac and paypal- give me a shout if you're interested, and please share this new post. love & peace

this video is gonna make me throw up

heyyy, sorry to bother you! your operating system just got in touch with me and said it was having trouble getting hold of you. it said it has an important system update it needs to install, but you aren't responding to its notifications. it sounded pretty worried honestly

In honor of the new Deltarune chapters tomorrow, let's all take a moment to recall the time that Ralsei addressed the allegations...

(Feat @wyntonyang.bsky.social, @beatlebutt.bsky.social)

wrong: "You're an idiot."
better: "Your an idiot."
acceptable: "Your a idiot."
preferred: "Your a idoit."
exceptional: "Your are a idoit."

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life

We're witnessing the Guest being judged in the hotel by Judgement Boy. Balancing the scales of love and money, SOMETHING causes money to take priority over the Guest as Judgement Boy declares, "My judgement deems YOU have bitchboy genes!" Gregory stands next to the player. "Oh guest," he snidely remarks, "how cruel; you have bitchboy genes!" The player's mental gauge is critically low after these blows to his health.

gregory horror show feels like this sometimes

absolutely one of the images of all time

3 baseball players watch a fly ball land between them. one of their hats is flying like in mario odyssey.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal

Screencapture of an Etsy listing for a bust statue of a fusion of the Xenomorph from Aliens and Kermit the Frog. It has 5 stars from 498 reviews, and is marked down to only $60.37 with free shipping. Really, it’s like they’re giving it away.

Bestseller

@jonbois.bsky.social - you got a nice shout-out on the Ms broadcast tonight!

photo of an avocado stuck to a railing by a chewed piece of gum

wide shot of said avocado on the tail of the seattle mariners dugout

the avocado is now wearing a gatorade cup as a hat

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

YouTube video by Rick Astley Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

YouTube video by Secret Base GOD HATES A COWARD | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 18

pretty good, episode 18:
"GOD HATES A COWARD"

brought to you by our patreon subscribers, now free-to-watch for everybody on youtube

youtu.be/lOR_45wZL2I?...

read soulsov btw gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

" No, it wasn't. What makes you worry about things like that is when you start thinking about what certain people might say about it later. Because you're not really sure what they might say. And if you start worrying, you could make some really strange decisions based upon that worry. The work isn't talking to you any more; this worry is talking to you. And you become paralysed. So the trick is: you've got to forget making a hero or a fool of yourself and just try to get into that world. and if you can do that, and you feel good about the decisions that you make, then you can weather whatever good or bad storm comes along. " - David Lynch in 'Lynch on Lynch'.

A David Lynch quote for every creative person who may need it today.

It resonated with me when I came across it reading it in Lynch on Lynch.

The OG
Megan LeForte
2023

a drawing of a dismayed catboy looking at a sheet of paper, with the text "oh no it's bills"

four example drawings of oekaki art

hi it's time for everyone's favorite, emergency #commission <3

i have two types, icons and oekaki, (both $25) open at vgen.co/paranoodle
if you're looking for something else, feel free to shoot me a DM on here or on VGen and i can set up a form
OCs welcome, fanart welcome, furries welcome 💖

I know a lot of people who could fall for this, and it might have been me if I hadn’t seen this thread.