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Commission I don’t want to post on main yet bc the person hasn’t replied 2 me yet

They should invent a website where you can’t act like this

Q. Can anyone die, and be killed, and go to Hell?
A. YES.

Did not realize how common sentiments like “porn should be illegal + trans women aren’t aligned with feminism” had recently become among people on tumblr who have “any pronouns + tme” in bio on tumblr and how comfortable they’d gotten w just straight uppp saying that shit lol

He said sir I want to kiss you so badly. I said no thank you

I have to get up and leave this and go to work. Animal abuse.

I’m laughing so hard about trump talking about the president of Pakistan begging to kiss him I like feel sick from it

this is why hominids invented thought

Reblogged your post > #simpsons #bisexual

I can’t stop laughing lrt

jfc

Don't lose hope honey dears. A two-week juice cleanse before putting our projective minds into alignment can reverse the #MandelaEffect and restore Curious George's foreskin!

Please murder me

meme with text reading: "27 YEARS AGO TODAY WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK AT THE OSCARS" with a photo showing the said action between the two actors.

I think about this all the fucking time.

She would be huge on tumblr

Also everything I teach my students is about the beauty of violence Btw my bedroom is a freezing cold glowing red chamber. And you can’t come inside. :) You are ontologically evil. Btw

Force I numb them to it bc I’m the only one good enough to know it and I love the death penalty and also me and you broke our chastity vows together and I think you should be executed by the state because you went to go intervene in genocide when I didn’t want you to go I wanted you to stay

I also got fucking tazed by the shit with Atris I’m obsessed w her like oh I’m actually the last Jedi and I wear a white outfit and I make all these beautiful young women who I am training buzz their hair off (mine is long btw) and I’m the arbiter of right and wrong and I don’t teach them the

Sorry

He’s plike pathetically in love with exile no matter what his world revolves around exile he’s also terrified he’s monitoring your breathing to see if you’re mad at him. Are you mad at me. I don’t even fw you I don’t even need to talk to you. You’re glowing Btw

This game is really good yaoi is real it’s so real for those with eyes to see I didn’t even install a gay mod because the yaoi is better if you fucking Don’t have it bc he would not act the way he does w women with a man it’s not his truth. he’s so scared. The most pitiful closet case alive

King you don’t know that every time Kreia talks about you like you’re a pet dog he tells her she’s not allowed to do that. You don’t know that even though you had a big blowup argument the first time you met the way you resolved it bared your sensitive soul and won you a mental warrior.

He has to get on the walkie talkie every 5 minutes to remind you he exist. He’s in the cockpit ripping his pubes out

Kreia: (tailing 40 feet behind the group)
Bao-Dur: The lightsaber crystal is not only beautiful, but also deadly
Exile: Yeah,

Every time I leave the ship with Bao dur and Kreia I imagine attons back at the ship like He likes him so much better than me and they’re all talking about how stupid and untrustworthy I am I know it. And then it’s like

It wasn’t even Jacob elordi a fault he was popping off when they let him actually act like frankensteins monster and weren’t telling him “look right into the lens and make the same face as Tympole. From Pokémon.” give him another chance

And gdt keeps saying the most pretentious shit about it we need to make him work at McDonald’s for the rest of his life

I’m still pissed about Frankenstein like on top of it being dumbed down to watch while you scroll instagram wdym Jacob elordi had a tumblr where he posted Oscar Isaac fan gifs and you made the whole movie Oedipal complex shit and you didn’t even have them act a little bit gay

A sticker decal reading "legalize bootyhole gaping" over a graphic of a donut

Important messages from the door of the bank