May Fellowbrook

Accidentally let my KDP Select renew for another three months, so if anyone with Kindle Unlimited wants to read a spicy & romantic tale about a Princess who (for convoluted plot reasons) needs to sleep with all of her palace guards to save the world, then go for it, lol. 😅🙏 It's free!
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i keep forgetting this place exists! 😱

i'm also not sure what to use it for - this site has classier vibes, it feels like it'd be weird to pollute it with my half-assed attempts at marketing lol

twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them

Me trying to find old Twitter mutuals on every new social media

It's so awesome when the words just flow!

And thank you -- it's always good to remember that our slow days are okay too. :)

Chaotic! ADHD Brain is in full-on distraction mode today. 😂

1200 words is great! I only get about 300-600 words done even on a good day. 😵‍💫

Get the word out, save an author! 😆

Honestly I'm too nervous to go check my already-published titles... 🫠

Three panel comic originally by tumblr user cupcakelogic, depicting a cartoon dog with a ball in its mouth. In the first panel the dog says "please sell books?" The second panel has a hand reaching for the ball while the dog scowls and says "no marketing." Final panel zooms in on the dog's scowl and says "only sell." Original meme said "Pls throw? No touch, only throw."

this is how indie publishing works, right?

...right?

welp, i've just published a book, so i guess it's about time for YOU-KNOW-WHAT~! 🥳

[excitedly gets consumed by the void and never mentions the book again]

#authors

Lmao ME TOO! It'd be amazing to read books with all the author's thoughts included lol

"He drew closer, touching his forehead to mine, the contact gentle and whisper-soft..." [²³]

*[footnote 23] fuck it, it's 3am and im' SO tired i dont know what happens next let's put a chapter break here i guess

woman who is considering something with a "well... hmm, maybe?" look on her face

Well now that you put it like THAT... 😂

Honestly same. I'm not brave enough to be the one to pioneer it though, lmaaooo.

since i use Pages' comment function to mostly chat to myself, it resulted in me VERY NEARLY uploading a book to Amazon with a million footnotes that were a variation of "[1] haha i'm a fucking idiot" and "[2] no one is gonna read after the smut ends anyway, are they?"

lmao i'm very professional

fun thing i learned today is that Amazon's manuscript uploading service *fully maintains* all comments from Apple Pages, turning them into footnotes on kindle. #authors

since i use Pages' comment function to mostly chat to myself, it resulted in me VERY NEARLY uploading a book to Amazon with a million footnotes that were a variation of "[1] haha i'm a fucking idiot" and "[2] no one is gonna read after the smut ends anyway, are they?"

lmao i'm very professional

welp guess not lmao, there goes 90% of my ability to communicate ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

the "thinking" emoji, floating around aimlessly

can we use gifs on this site or nah

👀 freedommmmmm