Bruce Eric Enloe

Just a note to all the white cis males talking about a single mass shooter being of a different gender identity - um, you’ve seen the numbers right? If you want to eradicate any class/group/identity/type to address mass shooters, trans people are definitely not going to be the first on the list…

No, Bruce. No, you are not.

Rip Bobby- hope you are rolling in the rushes down by the riverside

My New Years Resolution this year
is to be less hard on myself..
Even though I don't deserve it! RS

Winter Solstice Hymn, by Bruce Enloe from the album Christmas is Awesome!!

I wrote a secular Christmas album over the course of a decade, steeped heavily in novelty and nostalgia… as a ‘cultural christian’, naturally, some of my nostalgia was for hymns, a genre I no longer really celebrate… So here’s one anyway… Happy solstice! bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/track/winter...

Christmas is Awesome!!, by Bruce Enloe 10 track album

My Christmas album is weirder than your Christmas album bruceenloe.bandcamp.com/album/christ...

Techniques #1: Take This With A Grain of Salt Welcome back everybody.

Whew. I was sick as a dog last week, but I managed to pull it together just enough today to write a little something on how and when to season your damn food:

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Anthology takeaways (show and release):

Breakup was the fans fault- if we hadn’t like them so much it would have taken the pressure off. Bam. Beatles forever.

John+Paul+George singing is like a Stradivarius- is it the paint? The wood? The craftsman? All of the above? All we know is it works.

Have to say - one of my Christmas songs being used in a video to sell boner pills on TikTok was not on a list of things I ever thought… I… would… anything?

Theory: in the world bank era of international capitalism, debt isn’t real… it’s more of a philosophical construct - I mean it’s definitely real at ground level for every day people, just not as a macro - and should therefore be measured with many, many grains of salt in policy development

What’s going to be amazing is if Tecca chairs is a real company and the entire show is just a clever advertising campaign

Thinking about naming my next band The Quiet Part so whenever anyone talks about it they have to say the quiet part out loud

YouTube video by American Songwriter Archives Todd Snider, "Too Soon To Tell"

I don't know if this is my favorite Todd Snider song, or the best Todd Snider song but it is undisputably the most Todd Snider song.

Rest in chaos to my hero.

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Thank you for your service

Well that’s a relief 😅 thanks Cali

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Well, I’m definitely not pro-fascist…

YOU: I can't believe you wore a suit jacket
for our hike thru the woods today!
ME: What this? It's my trail blazer! RS

The rapture happened years ago, if you’re still here I’ve got bad news

Autism ‘cures’ are the top of the slide for eugenics. After a ‘fix’ for disability will come a ‘treatment’ for gender nonconformity and a ‘solution’ for race. It’s not about Tylenol.

Literally designating anti fascism as terrorism seems a little on the nose

I don’t know, Charlie K seemed like a really good guy except for all those things he said and uh believed

15 years of Town This past June however, a little powerhouse on Elgin Street celebrated its crystal anniversary. I’m of course referring to Town — the homey, cozy, funky little joint beloved by many Ottawa foodies.

Please click the link and head over to apt613 so you can read about all the amazing people over at town. and Citizen who have been making Ottawa a friendlier, tastier, and better place for the last 15 years.

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I can’t imagine the kind of pressure that Jesse Wells is feeling right now

My single favourite gatefold art of all time

Maybe This Will Curry Your Favour? I give you a delicious recipe, you get people to subscribe, we both win?

I made Japanese curry and you can too, so click that link. If you're already subscribed to my Substack - thanks! Get a friend to subscribe. And if not, it's free and I swear you'll love it!

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Everyone is laughing about trumps hands but I’m actually terrified that it’s the first physical manifestation of experimenting with force lightning and his full palpatine-to-darth sidious transition

Maybe now Taylor Swift will finally release the Epstein files

Is it weird that my version of negative self talk is often something dumb like “Jesus Bruce, what kind of idiot can’t tell the difference between a clone trooper and a mandolorian?!”