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@bytehard.bsky.social

Accountant, Tax Goblin/Goddess, Business Owner, SCA reenactor otherwise known as Aureliana Curva, Broken Goth Girl.

49 Followers  |  57 Following  |  73 Posts  |  Joined: 05.12.2023  |  1.7722

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a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face . ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car and making a funny face .
15.04.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm starting to remember the parts of me I tried to erase. Not sure why I chose to bury those parts but I guess they were closer to the surface than I thought and more a part of me than I knew. Rediscovering myself is a strange and uncomfortable journey but I think I'm ready. Who am I now? Stand by!

10.03.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am also now the proud owner of a new pair of jeans. I'm not sure how stealing a shirt from Kendra ended with me getting new jeans from her but this is where we are now.

06.03.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have officially reached the crazy part of tax season......I just ran off with one of Kendra's new tee shirts like a treasure goblin from Diablo and she didn't even blink. I might be a little over caffeinated and she might be a little under caffeinated.

05.03.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently yell/crying into your phone at a spam caller "WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND" gets them to hang up real quick. Follow me for more tips. Also I used all my powers for evil and now I am drained send energy. 😴

28.02.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ«‚

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πŸ«‚

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It's mostly Tea and Diet Pepsi stained no coffee discolorations in this case.

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The meat suit is itchy and stretched to the tearing point. It feels like what is emerging is chaotic (neutral?)This will be a bit messy while I reconfigure all my preconceived notions. Please bear with me.

24.02.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a three hour notice that my parents were coming into the office today to drop off food for me and even the cold spoons on the eyes trick could not hide how tired I am. Exhaustion is not a good look on me. Tomorrow will be better right?

23.02.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

23.02.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one has time for that list but it needs a bottle of tequila and up till at dawn to type it out lol

22.02.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's 12:20am and I am the asshole neighbor who sets off the fire alarm making toast........ sorry neighbors

22.02.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have reached fuck around and find out stage.

22.02.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A painting of a bird next to the words "consequences can be a bitch"

A painting of a bird next to the words "consequences can be a bitch"

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a cartoon cat is screaming with the words is that my face written below it ALT: a cartoon cat is screaming with the words is that my face written below it
19.02.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My feelings mask must be slipping with the clients today. I have been asked multiple times how I am doing and all of them had that concerned look in their eyes when they asked. The last one as he was leaving said you look good kiddo hang in there. WHAT IS MY FACE DOING? STOP IT FACE!

19.02.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was wondering how long it would take me to forget where I live now and start the drive to the old place. Turns out it's tonight. Twelve hours doing taxes does things to a brain. 😞

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I did not order the 5am nightmare wakeup call. Whoever did please redirect it away from my location. Also that was way to direct of a attack. Rude

18.02.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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