Doesn't Chicago have a gunshot detection system in place?

Lots of stupid shit in Long Beach?

so... Hooters but with housewares.

Jesus fuck, the billionaire mercenary bemoaning for-profit war, while simultaneously displaying zero understanding of the history he is referencing or the parameters necessary to actually win the war he is complaining about...

Trump should make him secretary of education, for completeness sake.

"Shit I might go to prison, I better apply in Florida"

Rude and impolite posts have to have a constructive purpose...

That's a big ass TV for him to have never seen anything on.

Has "dementia unit" vibes. Someone must be getting lost on the way to "work".

Poor Cuomo, everyone was doing their part to campaign against him...

So, they should just creep slowly to the right, like they have been for 40 years, until they are the party of "deport asylum seekers and shiftless layabouts" running against the "send asylum seekers and shiftless layabouts to the camps," party?

Sounds like a winning solution...

mmmmmmm

"We gave our story, and that dashcam footage showing we were lying be damned, we all know there is never going to be a trial about that."

Teen Vogue was one of the only magazines doing serious reporting worth a damn.

Damn shame.

Vance checking in with the other people to see if he should nod or not is funny.

I can also say words! The delta of the interest graph should synergize with the core curriculum values to create a dynamic plan to expand their knowledge graph in a holistic way! IN THE CLOUD!

put on some weight recently, bad fitting suit is too tight now instead of too loose.

I would love for them to bring this in front of a federal judge and argue that proxy signatures are invalid.

Seems like we have to set Canada on fire to get a decent sunset these days...

Hate top break it to the rest of the country watching this but from Boston north "that's gay" and "queer" are pejoratives used casually by large numbers of people and almost never have any relation to gayness or queerness.

God damn it, stop making me agree with Rand Fucking Paul.

I refuse to believe Pete possesses any skill as useful as barbering.

Progress. 40 years ago Rob Halford had to buy that outfit at a sex shop...

They recovered the survivors and then refused to make them disappear.

Hopeful sign that not all of the orders from on high are being followed. I wonder when the completely unrelated news of the officers involved being fired will hit.

I wonder how many years you would have to travel back in time before a president and VP posting a picture of themselves crowned as kings would result in "consequences".

(We'll skip over Obama for obvious reasons)

Can we get a full, unedited video, of the orange dumbass trying to climb into the cockpit of an F-18. I mean, he is commander in chief, they have to let him try...

I am convinced the British Empire was entirely due to the English discovering food that tastes good in places with sunshine.

"Trump violates constitution again"

Grow a pair while you are still allowed too.

I think Kevin Smith gonna sue somebody!

There is an ethics office. The ethics office used to be able to hold congresspeople accountable for things like corruption and displaying their nazi wet dreams in public.

"young republicans" do need to be under 40. Whippersnappers barely off of their mothers apron strings...

Republican from Ohio, how totally unexpected and shocking...