Holzter

I got lumpy friend...

*looks down at gut* sounds about right

Oh those generated thumbnails are disgusting.

Aw I missed this?!

"Is that why your nips point in different directions?" #gamenightquotes

He's since deleted the post. He's either realized he fucked up or someone contacted him and told him he fucked up

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.

I'm seeing 50k on there now

*me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress:

"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"

Honestly I'm so happy to see that Colossal may be readying a response to this. I saw this post yesterday and could not believe what I was reading. The Onion wouldn't even go this far.

You may have heard the segment on them cloning red wolves, cause while they are creating these dire wolves that are just modified Grey wolves, they don't plan on rewilding them according to an interview they gave to wired. They are cloning red wolves and do plan to rewild them back into NC

As one of the mods, this has been fun to watch unfold

"No, we are not talking about Gorum causing ED." #gamenightquotes

Ah yes, the huge jerk Tim Walz, who is best known for (aside from being the running-mate to former VP and Democratic candidate for 2024 Pres Kamala Harris) signing the bill that made school meals free to all students. What a huge jerk move...

God damn Elongated Muskrat is a spineless cretin.

My timeline has been blessed today!

I am also here to back this up, also with first-hand knowledge. Dead Gators did a fantastic job

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

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How my wait for Wilds has me feeling

1 week, 15 hours, and 2 minutes til Wilds. Yes I'm hyped and can't wait. Yes this next week is gonna feel agonizingly long.

I'm witnessing it first hand take my dad completely over.

#gamenightquotes "We all start out as splooge"

Aw is a little rat snake

Oh god no

It's come in clutch for me so many times that I always take it if I am a caster, without fail.

I'm pretty basic, magic missile is a favorite of mine, but in the Gatewalkers AP, my Genie Sorceror had a reason to use the focus spell Heart's Desire, and my target crit failed, and I fell in love with the way I used that spell and how the situation unfolded from it's use.

Just gonna drop my spotify wrapped

Came here to say just this. It's not noticeable at first, causes your food to not spin around at all and not get that even heat distribution, and royally piss you off. You will catch on to it eventually, but not nearly as soon as you would if your plate was gone. You can go without that.

One of the original writers/directors, Dean Deblois, wanted to go back to the series he loves so much and wanted to approach it from a live action approach

Yeah figured it's finally time I make a post. I'm not a frequent poster at all, nor do I frequently reply to comments either, but I'm here to vibe and have a good time

No question here, just go give your furballs all the hugs and lovin when you get to this reply