artemis

I'm very lucky I was gifted one

Need a woman to tilt my head up with the tip of her sword while she stands over me.... 😳😵‍💫😳

Yes, this did make me clutch the key on a chain around my neck in a fearful way, if anyone is wondering.

Confessional 🤍

I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit

It's funny 'cause I've always thought my suffering = devotion thing was because of being surrounded by Catholicism, but this also totally makes sense.

A page in a sketchbook with the sentence "My place is under my Mistress's boot" written in colored pencil, with each letter a different color, 21 times

I feel very accomplished but also I have definitely learned my lesson. 😫

...and then she told me each letter was going to be a different color.
Not funishment.
Definitely actual punishment.
(I'm still turned on tho 🤦🏻‍♀️)

So I've never had to write lines as a punishment before. At least...not as an adult in a consensual power exchange situation. And honestly, I find the idea hot. So when Miss told me I was going to write lines I was like "Ooh, funishment!"

Slightly blurry shot of a fancy brass and silver-tone wind-up key being worn on a silver chain

A fancy brass and silver-tone wind-up key in the palm of a person's hand

Ahhhhhhh!!! She sent me a wind-up key to wear!
(With the caveat that it's just jewelry, it would be way too early for it to come with meaning and expectations, but still... Isn't it PRETTY!?)

Playing around with some D/s with a friend.
She hasn't allowed me to cum all this week.
My dramatic brain: "So we need to work on coming to terms with the fact that we're never going to have an orgasm ever again..."

Me: "I'm so sad and lonely and craving D/s and service so badly... It's so hard to find to find a dominant..."
Also me: *never leaves the house or does any activity where you might meet someone, has let all dating app accounts lapse, is terrified of meeting people*

Welcome to what used to be a sexy account and now is entirely for sadposting and complaining

Tfw a person you were actively flirting with recently posts "it's so hard to find good subs." 😐

It's a distance thing. There are, like, 10 other things that would be issues if not for the distance, too. But it's hard not to feel a little bit snubbed.

We got in a ton of little bitty antique bisque dolls at work last week, and in addition to having a mark on their back a bunch of them also have it on their inner thigh and it's making me want a tattoo that mimics that real bad. Or even better...scarification. 🥺

I am having a really hard time right now with how much of my kink seems to be rooted in ✨trauma✨ and I kind of hate everything.

A curvy white woman with several tattoos wearing a very skimpy cow-print microbikini

Come to think of it, that's a great excuse to repost a cowkini pic

I hope you do, but I think I'm probably in the minority 😅

I want to go here and wear my cowkini

Simplicity sewing pattern envelope image for a Star Trek TNG licensed skant. It reads "Home sewing pattern, authentic costume design" and shows the skant on both make and female models.

Found it!

Came here to point out the TNG skant, which you used to be able to buy a sewing pattern for

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A cream-colored Barbie-branded doll stand of the type designed to go under big floofy gowns. It basically holds the doll up by the crotch.

Today in things I'm very normal about: this style of doll stand

call her starlight the way i need her to pump through me and give me a lobotomy

I realize this is a joke and not a genuine question, but when you go see, like, a live opera and they project them above the stage they're called supertitles.

Sometimes I dream about walking around town with a friend and we stop to talk to someone she knows. As she talks, she slides her hand down my back and into the waistband of my skirt, fingering me, seeing how rough she can get before I make a noise.

We're not in theoretical "they could come after sfw queer content LATER" territory anymore. It is being used to come after sfw queer content NOW.

Spread this around, send the article to any and every news outlet/content creator you can think of. The alarms need to be sounded

And KEEP CALLING

Drawing of a curvy young woman standing with her hands on her hips. Her wavy purple hair is up in pigtails, and she's wearing a gray leopard-print mini skirt, fishnet tights, harness boots, and a black t-shirt that reads "My mom didn't raise a bitch but if she did it was my brother."

It's annoying enough that your bratty sister is 26 and can't drive, but when you show up to teach her this is what she's wearing.

At the end of Final Destination 3, next recommendation Final Destination 4
Sweetie: Well, this one I've definitely never seen and didn't know what happens.
Me: Really?? I bet if you thought about it you could guess.