Ludwig Kietzmann

We love some nihilism in our stories, don't we, folks

If you like a post today, you're automatically wishing it a Happy Valentine's Day

The wilhelm scream isn't funny. Those characters are dying

I need to get on this. Nothing but bangers with these guys IMO

Lara staring up at a pyramid, a red sky looming above.

An easy one today - just blast some giant scorpions and hop up to the entrance of "Menkaure's Pyramid" in the ongoing quest to avert the apocalypse. Pretty standard tourism stuff.

A vibrant, futuristic urban plaza with palm trees in the center. The big title card reads "Johannesburg"

So refreshing to see Relooted's vision of Joburg, which has stood in for apocalyptic locales like District 9 and Mega-City One (and got smashed in Age of Ultron). I love this beautiful level beneath Nelson Mandela bridge.

A vibrant, futuristic urban plaza with palm trees in the center. The big title card reads "Johannesburg"

So refreshing to see Relooted's vision of Joburg, which has stood in for apocalyptic locales like District 9 and Mega-City One (and got smashed in Age of Ultron). I love this beautiful level beneath Nelson Mandela bridge.

Lara standing in a hall before three giant hieroglyphic slabs, embedded in the wall.

Sorry if you designed this one, but "Underneath the Sphinx" stinx. Here you run back and forth to enter a nonsensical door code, each time you need to unlock the next dull maze. And don't forget to use the light on the binoculars. Yes, they had a light! Yes, you've had binoculars this whole time!

Congrats! Fighting the good seat fight and winning.

There would be societal health benefits if we normalized saying "ooooh big stretch" to humans

This show has the contradictory capacity to hit hard gently. Put it in your anime diet to round out all the medium-rare demon bits.

Jack Donahue (30 Rock) saying: My assailant was a middle-aged white man

wearing a button down shirt and dockers

Not some drug addict or gang aficionado

His knife was from Eddie Bauer

Well, Eddie Bauer will always live on in that 30 Rock episode where Jack gets mugged

You ever just think about how good Nine Sols is?

Nabuu, Keeper of the Breath. A robo-horse boss in Mio: Memories in Orbit.

Good riddance to this guy

Hmm, and this is within established parameters for "slutty?"

It's between 51 and 79

Resisting the urge to map this back to the sad decline of Killing Eve in season 2 ...

"The Sphinx Complex" says what? Anyway, by now you should have mastered the scintillating skill of sussing out the slanted surfaces which are fine, not fatal.

Happy birthday, Mike!

Torn between whether I'm looking ripped or chopped today. I have trouble separating them and it's tearing me apart.

Games showcased at Day of the Devs San Francisco Edition (2026) All the games showcased at Day of the Devs San Francisco Edition (2026).

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Excellent

"Citadel" has you doing one of the top two Video Game Activities: raising and lowering the water level. (The other one is finding fuses to restore the power, isn't it?)

Well, yeah

I walked several blocks with a pizza box and not one person asked if it was for them. Something has shifted

Thank you 😊

Ahhh yes I loved Blur. People kept saying it was "Mario Kart with real cars" like it was a bad thing.

Cars hurtling down a road toward an airport hangar in Carmageddon: Rogue Shift.

Always looking for that Split/Second high, yet never finding it elsewhere ...

Lara Croft looms in front of a stormy sky as she enters a garage.

This ominous entry into "Street Bazaar" precedes one of the more confusing stretches of the game, where you hunt for codes to deactivate some mines. Also, you get to just shoot a padlock off for a change, which is always nice in a world obsessed with keys for this and that.