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The Priest of La Manchaland

@pequodsecondmate.bsky.social

From endless forbearance comes coexistence. So sing and cheer louder! The more pain you feel, bury it, suppress it with laughter! Let laughter never end here, at La Manchaland! (( parody pm account AAAAAGHHHHH ran by the same guy who runs the hugo account

115 Followers  |  57 Following  |  165 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.0365

Latest posts by pequodsecondmate.bsky.social on Bluesky

I will also join.

26.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a pain... that must be endured!

18.05.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Death.

16.05.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have nothing but my sorrow, and I want nothing more.

14.05.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DON QUIXOTE HELP THERES WATER GOING AFTER ME HELP

WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON

13.05.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like I'm related to this.

06.05.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// yin yang works best actually

22.04.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// You guys want me to fight One Sin?
*abnormality containment box opens*
*whitenight*
"Have not I chosen you twelve, yet one of you is a devil?"

22.04.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// check your followers (you were always woke)

21.04.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No! I'm serious this time! May YOU strike me down if I'm lyin-

21.04.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nuts!

17.04.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// hehehahahaha
HEEELLP
// Squazkind Technique : Ultimate Blast
GAAAAAHHGHFH

15.04.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

// already shook it... i think

15.04.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// but i love the wittle guy i wouldn't waterboard him

15.04.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Help. Help. I have 100 followers. The Admin has kidnapped me.
// NYEH HEHE!!!
He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions.
// SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!!
GAHHH
// WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?

15.04.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Look. I am going to the... bloodstore for blood milk... and bloodhorse food for Rocinante.

15.04.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mattagan Pooreh?

08.04.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Whattagan Fuckooreh???

03.04.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im quoting this so that i could REALLY prove that this is me

21.03.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Too bad. We outta Ultraplushies.

but you can get ultrakill booty shorts

07.03.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gregor is out of stock wait a day until we restock

06.03.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Hemo? Bar.

04.03.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Blue hair. Blue clothes. Blue sword. Blue eyes. Blue background. Blue pronouns. Blue river. Color theory. Blue. Blue. Blue.

25.02.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Play Ultrakill

25.02.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

// @sharpenedwithtears.bsky.social It's him.

22.02.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo. I stole this guy's phone. He killed someone and then passed out. He had no PIN on this.

... I'm calling Fanghu

20.02.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOOODDDD
MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO

20.02.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Killed someone. Will drinky later, and I will post my results.

20.02.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it. Im going outside La Manchaland and I'm killing an innocent bystander. I will quench my thirst.

20.02.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THE LINE!!!!!

19.02.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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