Manager Beeza

🟥 my fault about the outage guys I tried to upload a brain’s memory and it blew up the internet

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🟥 real

🟥 *he then respawns back to normal* see, much better now.
🟪 Having seen both now, I do prefer you with a head of hair.
🟥 I do aswell. now, your turn.
🟪 *he snickers* We’ll see about that.

🟥 Somebody thought it would be a HILARIOUS prank to throw YOURE BALD at me. IM FUCKING BALD NOW.
🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous.
🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next.
🟪 I highly doubt that.
🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time*
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🟥 dap me up

🟥 who up lobotomizing they corporation?

🟥 I agree
🟪 Why is the entire company full of unintelligible specimens?
🟥 I am more than just a specimen!
🟪 That you are.
🟥 wha- HEY!

🟪 . . . @lcorporation.bsky.social get your employee, they’ve lost it.

🟥 …what?
🟪 How you got past the hiring phase is beyond me.

// kill spawnism nosoi is better

🟥 have you tried getting rid of your stomach? pain can’t happen to something that doesn’t exist

🟥 it’s been extremely boring here lately. nothing interesting happens
🟪 He interprets orderly has uninteresting.
🟥 I interpret jack shit happening as a sign I need to make things interesting myself.
🟪 By likely destroying half the facility in the process.
🟥 it’s worth it.
🟪 No. No it isn’t.
🟥 😐 lame

🟥 this doesn’t feel correct
🟪 Narcissistic seems about right.
🟥 wow ok
🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial.
🟥 yeah that’s an odd one
🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.

🟥 it’s october already?
wait then that means…
I can hear her voice getting louder.

// I’m lowkey not a good pick to try and support others so if any of that sounds shit that’s probably why. I am the least qualified person to be a therapist or psychologist.
Anyways, seek those who may aid you, and I hope you can get better

// mine has papers in the break room and a board in the back employees only area but I do stocking in a membership club so it is be different for whatever you do. Worth a shot to check though. It may help. You could also try to talk with your boss or another higher up about it and they might help.

// the joke writes itself but I feel like this isn’t a joking scenario. If you can, try to quit and find someone better. If you’re stuck with the job you currently have, then they may have a mental health hotline or something like it. My job has a mental health thing I forgot existed so check yours.

// the horrors of a job

🟥 I forgot

🟥 tomato tomato

🟥 I dunno… you’re a star that’s trying to guide me

🟥 *squinting eyes* . . .
aren’t you the thing from doors?

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// are you ok

🟥 what’s that? you want me to give nothing there a gun? why of course, why haven’t I thought of that?!
🟪 No you’re not.
🟥 🌞

🟥 bored
🟪 Distracted by this fools boredom.
🟥 hey!
⬜️ Just happy nothing bad has happened in a while!

🟥 you act like I haven’t been shot by bullets countless times before
sure it would still kill me but it has been well established that death doesn’t concern me

🟥 dude on a perc 500