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Also can someone tell @support.bsky.team we're real and not fake?

Maple Leafs Prospect Report: Europe Check-In Updating the seasons of the three Toronto prospects who have been playing in Europe this season, all of whom were just drafted this past summer in the later rounds.

You know when you once again forget you made a Bluesky account? Yeah. That's me.

Anyway @brigstew.bsky.social updated having the European prospects!

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There are three keys to winning the game tonight:

1) The Leafs should score more goals than the Lightning.

2) The players should avoid getting game misconducts.

3) Bring a giant fly swatter to smush Thunderbug

There was miscommunication about who set up the account, and now I don't know how to get rid of it.

Also, why doesn't the @njdevils.bsky.social mascot actually look like the Jersey Devil?

There are three keys to defeat the Devils tonight:

1) Score the most goals
2) Score A goal
3) sell their soul to NJ Devil for a win

To win against the Canucks the Maple Leafs need to follow this game plan:

1) Score the most goals

2) Bribe Air Canada to lose the Canucks luggage when they land at Pearson today

3) Capture Fin, squeeze all the ambergris out of him that you can. Sell it. Sign McDavid with the profits

Failed on all three counts.

GDT: Leafs in Carolina Rise to the challenge!

It's game day!

Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:

1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes

2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals

3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal

Game time is 7:30!

www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-leafs-in...

YouTube video by Michael B Larry David not happy with Rangers' use of Kakko

With Kappo Kakko being traded away from the Rangers, let us remember Larry David once called into talk radio to complain about his usage.

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Joe Thornton, wearing his Maple Leafs toque, skating in St. Thomas with some locals ahead of sledge hockey.

Thanks for sharing Randy!

Magic Mitch leads the Leafs past the Utah Hockey Clubbers Leafs win as Mitch and Willy climb the all time Leafs rankings.

Leafs win! GIF party at our house! www.pensionplanpuppets.com/magic-mitch-...

Joseph Woll reaches out with the left leg

William Nylanders goal was his 231st, making him 11th all time in Leafs goals.

His assist was his 321st tying Doug Gilmour for 11th all time.

I don't know man, those numbers are messing with my head.

IS THAT A MINTEN POWERPLAY ASSIST I THINK IT MIGHT BE!

DON'T BE LIKE THE AHL SCORERKEEPERS AND GIVE THAT KID WHAT HE WAS SO RUDELY DENIED

the second unit got a lot of looks

*shrugs*

almost a tap-in for Minten

How dare you @bsky.app ?

I'm me!

Are a group of hockey players from Utah called Utah Hockey Clubs or the Utah Hockeys Club?

GDT: Utah vs Leafs Let's send them home feeling salty.

Need somewhere to have sane, rational thoughts about the Leafs and absolutely no knee jerk reactions in the comments?

Don't know where that is but here's our game day chat!

www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-utah-vs-...

..... What are we supposed to do tonight?

Sign their dad and have all three play on a line

Had to make a quick Bortpost for the Leafs news.

Max Domi year to date How do you like him now?

Max Domi, what's his deal?

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Thursday FTB: New washing machine day! And something about the Leafs playing Washing-ton goes here. Make it funny.

Good morning!

Need a hangout for the day? Come chat about Leafs news and... @elseldo.bsky.social's new washing machine?

www.pensionplanpuppets.com/thursday-ftb...

Omar is doing the good work.

Picture of Auston Matthews with the Auston Matthews guys

Auston Matthews met the Auston Matthews guys

It's wild. Where are my auto play video ads every 3 posts?

Also, are we still calling posts here skeets?

Preview: Leafs welcome the Red Wings to Toronto Hall of Fame induction game tonight.

(checks feed)
oh wow.
It's been a year.
Amazing what happens when you forget a password.

Anyway, it's game day tonight!

If you want to join the chat, you can yell about the Leafs here all night:

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