Mesopotamians in 3300 BC
12.02.2026 20:49 β π 49 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0@elseldo.bsky.social
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Mesopotamians in 3300 BC
12.02.2026 20:49 β π 49 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0Volkswagen Workers Win Tentative Agreement - TVLR 2/7/26
Southern Auto Workers secured a huge win last week - we talk about it. We'd love to hear from Chattanoogans about the deal! Leave us a voicemail at 844-899-TVLR. ALSO: A Florida lawmaker introduced an anti-union bill he hadn't read yet. β¦ A
i think the better question is what happened to Gen X that we had total freedom as children but then refuse to grant that same freedom to our own children
10.02.2026 19:58 β π 603 π 50 π¬ 95 π 25Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
09.02.2026 06:41 β π 6522 π 2065 π¬ 147 π 528It was the car I was planning to buy once my 3 was paid off just in time to pass to the teens as their first car.
Alas. The world went to shit
Hawkins Cheezies
10.02.2026 19:41 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Continuing to support American companies, Canada post is moving away from local taxi companies to drive carriers to their routes, and using Uber.
10.02.2026 17:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aw hey.
10.02.2026 17:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here is my latest for @truthout.org ... I explain the Alberta sovereignty movement for Americans, who might be surprised to hear that there are Canadians who think that they will lend them $500B to become independent.
truthout.org/articles/ins...
I like that Trump was clearly like hell yeah thisβll scare them straight, meanwhile every Canadian on my timeline is like βoh the Chinese government wonβt let my hockey team play? Donβt threaten me with a good time.β
10.02.2026 00:13 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Elon Musk
10.02.2026 01:40 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Unionize your workplace so you can call the president a pedophile in the national spotlight and keep your job
09.02.2026 17:37 β π 733 π 177 π¬ 5 π 2UNIONS! More of us need to join or start them.
09.02.2026 21:02 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Dear Lord it's only 730. Goddammit.
09.02.2026 00:25 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The hospital or the hole behind my house? Either way, I'll be there a while
09.02.2026 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0$0. I only gamble with my life.
Did I take my pills today? Who knows?
Well now someone's going to tell you in the replies.
08.02.2026 23:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Up here we have a whole ass hockey team named The Remparts.
Well, Le Remparts since it's in Quebec.
@jon_bois a football player carries the ball to the 49 yard line, then the 50 yard line. however, after taking another step forward, he finds to his astonishment that he is once again at the 49 yard line. but how can this be? this is the grand riddle of football
08.02.2026 21:14 β π 3812 π 657 π¬ 17 π 20GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: thatβs a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? π
Bon Jovi introducing the Pats because the Dropkick Murphys guy would tell us to kill our masters and piss on their graves
08.02.2026 23:19 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Thoughts and prayers in this trying time.
08.02.2026 22:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds like my work truck. I'm wishing they picked the jeeps over the Ford, even with the stories about repairs.
08.02.2026 20:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will take that $200 but I will not earn it
08.02.2026 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm sorry, but I came across this awful joke I made 10 years ago so here it is again.
08.02.2026 20:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alright. Who's ready for 8 hours of absolute nothing to do?
This guy.
And there's so much to buy for those hobbies you don't have time to do! I did not buy a setup to make card opening videos and just never buy packs of cards.
08.02.2026 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
Never Forget
10.02.2025 01:03 β π 13131 π 2469 π¬ 45 π 35I want to hear more about your jeep problems.
08.02.2026 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0400 probably. Arts school, so less than the one with sports programs that tried.
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