Canal closing day is always the day I run through as many bad jokes in my head as I can
07.12.2025 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@elseldo.bsky.social
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Canal closing day is always the day I run through as many bad jokes in my head as I can
07.12.2025 20:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0These people are insane.
07.12.2025 20:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'You shouldn't criticize Mark Carney because that's how you get Pierre Poilievre' is...exactly how you get Pierre Poilievre.
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Some folks defend AI videos, like the anti-ICE videos, by saying the idea is good. The sentiment is why it's worth sharing. The ends justify the means. Makes me think of a story I heard about a guy who jerked off in the gravy at KFC. Customers still got what they wanted in the end, right?
07.12.2025 14:31 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0This entire story seems to have been written to publicly call the single complainer (who doesn't live in the neighbourhood) an idiot.
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We'll take the little victories when we can.
07.12.2025 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tomorrow night's shows are canceled unless y'all start showing some bush from the audience tonight
07.12.2025 02:16 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0You could have stopped after Domi
07.12.2025 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
06.12.2025 20:53 β π 5249 π 1251 π¬ 109 π 3910:26 < Chicken RagΓΉ Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.
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06.12.2025 18:22 β π 4554 π 685 π¬ 87 π 43Planning future road trips and I didn't realize Kentucky was so close to Canada
06.12.2025 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can see how that's an issue. Contacts aren't something I do so when I was learning to box I enjoyed the training, but hate not wearing my glasses and not being able to see clearly past a foot from my face
the first time I got one in the face in boxing class I just walked out.
Every time an old building downtown catches fire I assume it's arson so the owner can redevelop the land easier.
06.12.2025 17:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Find someone who loves you the way white trash loves vaccine conspiracies.
06.12.2025 15:50 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
06.12.2025 14:45 β π 11287 π 4047 π¬ 107 π 450memorial plaque for victims of 1989 Ecole Polytechnique massacre: GeneviΓ¨ve Bergeron (born 1968; aged 21), civil engineering student HΓ©lΓ¨ne Colgan (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Nathalie Croteau (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Barbara Daigneault (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Anne-Marie Edward (born 1968; aged 21), chemical engineering student Maud Haviernick (born 1960; aged 29), materials engineering student Maryse LaganiΓ¨re (born 1964; aged 25), budget clerk in the Γcole Polytechnique's finance department Maryse Leclair (born 1966; aged 23), materials engineering student Anne-Marie Lemay (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Sonia Pelletier (born 1961; aged 28), mechanical engineering student MichΓ¨le Richard (born 1968; aged 21), materials engineering student Annie St-Arneault (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Annie Turcotte (born 1969; aged 20), materials engineering student Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (born 1958; aged 31), nursing student
pics of the women studying engineering and nursing killed by a man for being women GeneviΓ¨ve Bergeron (born 1968; aged 21), civil engineering student HΓ©lΓ¨ne Colgan (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Nathalie Croteau (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Barbara Daigneault (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Anne-Marie Edward (born 1968; aged 21), chemical engineering student Maud Haviernick (born 1960; aged 29), materials engineering student Maryse LaganiΓ¨re (born 1964; aged 25), budget clerk in the Γcole Polytechnique's finance department Maryse Leclair (born 1966; aged 23), materials engineering student Anne-Marie Lemay (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Sonia Pelletier (born 1961; aged 28), mechanical engineering student MichΓ¨le Richard (born 1968; aged 21), materials engineering student Annie St-Arneault (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Annie Turcotte (born 1969; aged 20), materials engineering student Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (born 1958; aged 31), nursing student
36 years ago, a man murdered 14 women simply for being women. remember their names.
06.12.2025 14:56 β π 26 π 17 π¬ 1 π 0Best they can do is ban more comedians
06.12.2025 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A hero!
05.12.2025 21:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Terrible translations solved!
05.12.2025 21:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leafs fan access better have something planned for day 67.
05.12.2025 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To ignore the injury, Best player name of the two?
05.12.2025 02:45 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tired: Trophy Wife
Wired:
Oh dang!
Congratulations!
Welcome to the world Totally Jr and Offside Jr!
How did I miss this one?
05.12.2025 02:33 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was looking up the Spengler Cup teams this year and chrome translated IFK Helsinki's website....
05.12.2025 02:16 β π 61 π 25 π¬ 5 π 10Candy is the only time I agree with Republicans.
05.12.2025 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You don't realize how many books you have until you go to pack them.
04.12.2025 20:55 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ontario government heavily underfunds education at all levels and then cries that the system isnβt working, news at 11
04.12.2025 00:04 β π 11 π 9 π¬ 4 π 0The generation who taught us to keep our elbows off the table also thought trickle down economics was a great idea. So youβre free, put your elbows on the table!
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