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Write at PPP Leafs. πŸ’ Union Shop Steward ✊ Government Leech 🍁 Desert lover 🏜️ Former lots of things. "That guy's Canadian as fuck" - Jeff May

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Canal closing day is always the day I run through as many bad jokes in my head as I can

07.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These people are insane.

07.12.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'You shouldn't criticize Mark Carney because that's how you get Pierre Poilievre' is...exactly how you get Pierre Poilievre.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

07.12.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 11

Some folks defend AI videos, like the anti-ICE videos, by saying the idea is good. The sentiment is why it's worth sharing. The ends justify the means. Makes me think of a story I heard about a guy who jerked off in the gravy at KFC. Customers still got what they wanted in the end, right?

07.12.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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New bocce courts in Fonthill draw ire of concerned resident Amenity approved by council this year following request from Special Olympics Ontario

This entire story seems to have been written to publicly call the single complainer (who doesn't live in the neighbourhood) an idiot.

www.pelhamtoday.ca/local-news/n...

07.12.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We'll take the little victories when we can.

07.12.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow night's shows are canceled unless y'all start showing some bush from the audience tonight

07.12.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You could have stopped after Domi

07.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually

06.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5249    πŸ” 1251    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 39
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Chicken RagΓΉ Bianco | 19
350-degree oven.)
Step 5
Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it.
Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

10:26 < Chicken RagΓΉ Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

did… did the dog write this recipe

06.12.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4554    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 43
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Planning future road trips and I didn't realize Kentucky was so close to Canada

06.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see how that's an issue. Contacts aren't something I do so when I was learning to box I enjoyed the training, but hate not wearing my glasses and not being able to see clearly past a foot from my face

the first time I got one in the face in boxing class I just walked out.

06.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time an old building downtown catches fire I assume it's arson so the owner can redevelop the land easier.

06.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Find someone who loves you the way white trash loves vaccine conspiracies.

06.12.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

06.12.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11287    πŸ” 4047    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 450
memorial plaque for victims of 1989 Ecole Polytechnique massacre:

Geneviève Bergeron (born 1968; aged 21), civil engineering student
Hélène Colgan (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Nathalie Croteau (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Barbara Daigneault (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student
Anne-Marie Edward (born 1968; aged 21), chemical engineering student
Maud Haviernick (born 1960; aged 29), materials engineering student
Maryse Laganière (born 1964; aged 25), budget clerk in the École Polytechnique's finance department
Maryse Leclair (born 1966; aged 23), materials engineering student
Anne-Marie Lemay (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student
Sonia Pelletier (born 1961; aged 28), mechanical engineering student
Michèle Richard (born 1968; aged 21), materials engineering student
Annie St-Arneault (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Annie Turcotte (born 1969; aged 20), materials engineering student
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (born 1958; aged 31), nursing student

memorial plaque for victims of 1989 Ecole Polytechnique massacre: Geneviève Bergeron (born 1968; aged 21), civil engineering student Hélène Colgan (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Nathalie Croteau (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Barbara Daigneault (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Anne-Marie Edward (born 1968; aged 21), chemical engineering student Maud Haviernick (born 1960; aged 29), materials engineering student Maryse Laganière (born 1964; aged 25), budget clerk in the École Polytechnique's finance department Maryse Leclair (born 1966; aged 23), materials engineering student Anne-Marie Lemay (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Sonia Pelletier (born 1961; aged 28), mechanical engineering student Michèle Richard (born 1968; aged 21), materials engineering student Annie St-Arneault (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Annie Turcotte (born 1969; aged 20), materials engineering student Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (born 1958; aged 31), nursing student

pics of the women studying engineering and nursing killed by a man for being women

Geneviève Bergeron (born 1968; aged 21), civil engineering student
Hélène Colgan (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Nathalie Croteau (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Barbara Daigneault (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student
Anne-Marie Edward (born 1968; aged 21), chemical engineering student
Maud Haviernick (born 1960; aged 29), materials engineering student
Maryse Laganière (born 1964; aged 25), budget clerk in the École Polytechnique's finance department
Maryse Leclair (born 1966; aged 23), materials engineering student
Anne-Marie Lemay (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student
Sonia Pelletier (born 1961; aged 28), mechanical engineering student
Michèle Richard (born 1968; aged 21), materials engineering student
Annie St-Arneault (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student
Annie Turcotte (born 1969; aged 20), materials engineering student
Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (born 1958; aged 31), nursing student

pics of the women studying engineering and nursing killed by a man for being women Geneviève Bergeron (born 1968; aged 21), civil engineering student Hélène Colgan (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Nathalie Croteau (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Barbara Daigneault (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Anne-Marie Edward (born 1968; aged 21), chemical engineering student Maud Haviernick (born 1960; aged 29), materials engineering student Maryse Laganière (born 1964; aged 25), budget clerk in the École Polytechnique's finance department Maryse Leclair (born 1966; aged 23), materials engineering student Anne-Marie Lemay (born 1967; aged 22), mechanical engineering student Sonia Pelletier (born 1961; aged 28), mechanical engineering student Michèle Richard (born 1968; aged 21), materials engineering student Annie St-Arneault (born 1966; aged 23), mechanical engineering student Annie Turcotte (born 1969; aged 20), materials engineering student Barbara Klucznik-Widajewicz (born 1958; aged 31), nursing student

36 years ago, a man murdered 14 women simply for being women. remember their names.

06.12.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best they can do is ban more comedians

06.12.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A hero!

05.12.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible translations solved!

05.12.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Leafs fan access better have something planned for day 67.

05.12.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To ignore the injury, Best player name of the two?

05.12.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tired: Trophy Wife
Wired:

05.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh dang!
Congratulations!

Welcome to the world Totally Jr and Offside Jr!

05.12.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How did I miss this one?

05.12.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was looking up the Spengler Cup teams this year and chrome translated IFK Helsinki's website....

05.12.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

Candy is the only time I agree with Republicans.

05.12.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't realize how many books you have until you go to pack them.

04.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ontario government heavily underfunds education at all levels and then cries that the system isn’t working, news at 11

04.12.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The generation who taught us to keep our elbows off the table also thought trickle down economics was a great idea. So you’re free, put your elbows on the table!

03.12.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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