Mark Federighi

So it turns out fascism is not that popular.

Whodathunk?!

South Carerdddd is beautiful this time of year. The fall colors are popping.

Portland is on fire alright… with autumn splendor!

I hope President Ocasio-Cortez turns the ballroom into a soup kitchen run by José Andrés.

Imagine going around raiding restaurants & kidnapping their employees then complaining that you can't grab a sandwich & use the potty.

I’m certainly anti-fa.

Get the fa out of our cities & get the fa out of our country.

"I arrived in Portland as the National Guard, but I left as a Natural Gardener."

“ah-see... a-see-ta.... a-see-ta-mi… TYLENOL!”

“Daddy went on a work trip with Jesus to cover our pyrotechnics budget.”

Does anyone know what time Uncle Baby Billy will be performing at the memorial?

Maybe the real Antifa were the friends we made along the way.

Whatever you do, don’t call the fascists fascists. The fascists get big mad when you call them fascists. You could get in trouble with the fascists for calling the fascists fascists.

Disney should watch Andor.

#JimmyKimmel

Them: “The shooter was a leftist”.

Us: “What makes you say that?”

Them: “We really want him to be”.

I can’t keep up, are we radical left wing lunatics too woke & empathic or too hate filled & violent?

I’m getting whiplash over here!

Only in America would another school shooting be 2nd page news to a different shooting. I ask myself daily why I still live here & raise kids here.

United Cities of America

Chicago: where the Molotov cocktails will be made with Malort & the sandwich projectiles will be beef, wet with extra hot giardiniera.

These stars & stripes forever.

#Chicago

“You look down, what’s wrong?”

Oh, I don’t know… the president of the United States declared war via tweet on the city I called home for most of my life & said the city I currently call home is like “living in hell”.

So yeah… I’m a tad miffed.

#chicago #portland

BREAKING: Department of Defense name changed to Department of War On Our Own Citizens

He. Should. Not. Have. Even. Been. Able. To. Run. Again.

Hard to think of a bigger piece of shit, admission of guilt than calling the Epstein files a "Democrat hoax" while survivor after survivor speaks on Capitol Hill.

Saw a guy on Facebook unironically comment on a friend’s post, “Chicago is a war zone! Send the Guard in asap”

Clicked on his profile & this is his cover photo. You can’t make this shit up.

#chicago

Rudy Giuliani to receive Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Ceremony will take place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

If he should die before I wake,
May text alerts my cell phone shake.

Republicans will prevent you from getting shots, but not from getting shot.

“Ostracize thine friends & family that support the orange one, for it is they whom are feculent matter.”

- Mark 8:24

When I was young, I used to delight in a ridiculous shot by Michael Jordan or an amazing Walter Payton run.

Now I delight in the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, shaking his head at the president.

Who have I become?

RIP, Ozzy.

I wish War Pigs wasn't still so relevant.