Aaliyah ✨

getting noticed but not hired. i hate linkedin

about to watch frankenstein in the cold stormy weather and i know this is going to reopen the door of my soul that’s dark and twisty and you’re all going to have to deal with it

leave me and my mla formatting alone

i’m a lover girl when i’m not a raging man hater

tried searching “poetry” on my kindle and the first thing that came up was a colleen hoover novel

mind you, i’m already pissed off

i don’t think i can have sex with someone who hasn’t read frankenstein again

a 3D printer does for discord boys the same thing that guitars do for uni dorm boys

the movie theatre is gonna see me a lot this summer

i don’t care if everyone else is doing it, i’m not going to start climbing and i’m not going to join a running club. literally fuck those things bro😭

every time i get the urge to download a stupid dating app for male validation i don’t need, imma do a really niche chore. like washing the baseboards. cleaning the fridge. dusting the air vents.

when my podcasting equipment gets here it’s over for yall

“male loneliness epidemic” is just a fancy way of saying “pay attention to lonely men more than the safety crisis women, children, bipoc and lgbtq+ people have been facing for generations”

sometimes ed recovery looks like trying to figure out if/what to eat post a late night cardio session. sometimes it’s settling on roasted bell peppers because not eating them would be relapse. sometimes it feels like not eating them would be more gratifying. sometimes feelings are wrong 2/2

sometimes ed recovery looks like gaining lots of weight, being told you’re pre-diabetic, & then partaking in a balancing act which is working on health and fitness while anxiously trying not to relapse 1/2

i feel like biologically women are getting taller but men are getting shorter

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

making a carrot cake while listening to perverts (ethel cain)

the duality of women

as my next semester at university starts, i chant to myself: my excellence is effortless

mooooooom. the us government is taking away my right to give china my dataaaaaa.

no cuz deep deep deep in my soul is a desire to adopt every dog (allergic to cats) cuz what do you MEAN NOT EVERY SINGLE DOG IS IN A LOVING HOME. they are nothing but GOOD TO US. and they DESERVE TO BE LOVED.

roomie and i got a karaoke machine, so you know what that means. the whole complex gets to listen to our rants like we’re hosting a live podcast.

dr. ally louks’ “olfactory ethnics: the politics of smells in modern and contemporary prose” is a brilliant use of curiosity and critical thought. it is also a brilliant way to remind people that the curtains were in fact simply not just blue. every detail matters in literature.

finished this season, ariana is so justified. her and dan are cuties. i have a soul wrecking crush on katie. lala is mother (baby #2!!!).

everyday i wake up and “katabasis” is still not published

just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

updating my 24 to 25 in social media bios has been a chilling experience. truly unsettled in my bones. my old, aching bones.

scheana’s friendship grieving is valid, i think she’s talking to the wrong people about it

GRAHAM COMING HOME TO JAMES i’m about to cry

i hope i get to be reincarnated as one of lisa vanderpump’s dogs in another life

james is kinda just one of the girlies this season and i’m kinda living for it. sheana and rob had such huge glo ups. ally is just like me for real.