El Kaíser

Is anybody out there?

Trump Bows to Reality in Epstein Reversal, Beating a Rare Retreat

Trump Bows to Reality in Epstein Reversal, Beating a Rare Retreat www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Won’t Go to Congress for Cartel Strike Authorization

He is pretty much out of control.

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Won’t Go to Congress for Cartel Strike Authorization www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...

He’s clearly out of his mind.

Trump Says He Is Commuting George Santos’s Fraud Sentence

One grifter helping another. How sweet…

Trump Says He Is Commuting George Santos’s Fraud Sentence www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...

White House Signals It May Try to Deny Back Pay to Furloughed Federal Workers

Some felons just can’t help breaking the law. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/u...

USDOT will not enforce Biden wheelchair passenger protection rule The U.S. Transportation Department said on Monday that it will not enforce key provisions of a Biden administration rule issued in December requiring new consumer protections for disabled passengers using wheelchairs.

Y’all want Mamdani? Cuz shit like this is how you get Mamdani… www.reuters.com/world/usdot-...

Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja!!!!!!!!

Trump is a damn socialist. He’s coddling those farmers, keeping them sucking on the government’s teat. They should pull themselves up by their own bootstraps… and while they’re at it, they should learn not to vote for literal morons that campaigned on destroying your businesses.

Attack on Dallas ICE Was ‘Very Definition of Terrorism,’ Prosecutor Says

So the shooter couldn’t tell the detainees from the agents. Things that make you hmmmmmm… www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/u...

Just gonna leave this here…

Now that Kimmel’s show has been pulled, and Colbert is gone in 2026, I fully expect all the comics who were upset about “political correctness” not long ago get equally apoplectic about how the government is literally punishing them for making jokes.

Just leaving this here…

So I guess the war that was supposed to be unleashed on rabid, antifa-loving Dems has been postponed.

Brazil's former president Bolsonaro found guilty of coup plot

Well would you look at that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck the Yankees!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

No, I will NOT take the high road. I had to ask my children to carry their passports in case they get stopped by armed, masked men who represent a fanatical, right-wing regime that could make them disappear. What did you do today?

look guys, i don’t know what legal loophole allowed this to happen and i don’t want to poke the bear that is disney/marvel, but since they don’t have
my show on any of their services, i must assume they either don’t know or don’t care, and it’s not like i’m losing a back-end profit fortune!

Boat Suspected of Smuggling Drugs Is Said to Have Turned Before U.S. Attacked It

I’m no expert but committing war crimes doesn’t seem to be the best way to go about getting a Nobel Peace Prize www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/u...

Employers Added Fewer Jobs Than Believed, Updated Data Shows

Since March you say? Hmmm…
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...

US Supreme Court backs Trump on aggressive immigration raids The U.S. Supreme Court again backed President Donald Trump's hardline approach toward immigration on Monday, letting federal agents proceed with raids in Southern California targeting people for deportation based on their race or language.

Can’t say I’m surprised. I can’t believe how most of America is ok with having their liberties chipped away like this. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

I see no lies here…

Vegas bordello or the Oval Office? You make the call…

How a Top Secret SEAL Team 6 Mission Into North Korea Fell Apart

Holy shit!

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

I mean…

Trump Advisers Have Discussed a Job for Adams if He Quits Mayor’s Race

A gift from the heavens for Mamdani www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...

Trump Orders Have Stripped Nearly Half a Million Federal Workers of Union Rights

The awfulness of this administration rolls along like an out of control train www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/u...

The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.

There is no limit to his tackiness. I can only imagine the guffaws at Cheetoh Mussolini’s expense on their flights home.

Where does this absolute whopper place on the list of his biggest lies? Gotta be top five, right?