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Latest posts by timetheftjeff.bsky.social on Bluesky

when you think about it, it really isn’t surprising that the Mr. Pillow guy is anti-woke

18.10.2023 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

bit if he wasn't sold on the concept by the character Skullfucker Mike then I don't think anything will do it

18.10.2023 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

vouch. tell him a stranger on the internet said it was good

18.10.2023 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I got 5 codes and all my homies are already here. I guess I'll just spam em out and hope for the best

18.10.2023 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they bombed evacuation routes and ambulances, surely they would never attack a hospital

18.10.2023 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no way, I woulda guessed 4 tops

28.08.2023 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of several protagonists from jrpgs β€œRepost if you like JRPGs or hate the United States”

Picture of several protagonists from jrpgs β€œRepost if you like JRPGs or hate the United States”

25.08.2023 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 12

Larped too close to the sun and got shot down by an anti-aircraft missile

23.08.2023 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m doing my part

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ«‘

23.05.2023 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5152    πŸ” 4160    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 166

I am no longer sad I missed GenCon, thank you

13.08.2023 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you have to wear ear plugs to keep your brains from leaking out while you walk down the street?

13.08.2023 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah sweet, a new variant

13.08.2023 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah, yep, that explains why they're like that

13.08.2023 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A DISCWORLD PRIMER*

*or, why should I read this thing that everyone keeps going on about?

Come on in, sit down, pull up a chair. If you have followup questions, feel free to ask me or @ankhmorporkcity.watch, we're always happy to help.

(1/a lot, idk, we'll figure this out as we go)

17.07.2023 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2750    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 185

Sneezing is almost ss dangerous as russian roulette

08.08.2023 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope I remember those words of wisdom instead of trying to explain too much to someone who isn't really that interested

08.08.2023 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not my fault, just look at her, I didn't stand a chance

06.08.2023 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you character decided to become a druid later in life then in a just world their foreskin would grow back

05.08.2023 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that our trans moots find this app a safe and body-positive place to constantly post selfies is actually fucking lifesaving and worth fighting for. I'm here for it

04.08.2023 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1078    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 7

Reskeet if you're rocking with the complete and utter destruction of the billionaire owner class by the dissolution of the capitalist exploitation state

04.08.2023 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this news has ruined my day. I'm gonna shower and think about my life

04.08.2023 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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dog with a vest that says nervous

dog with a vest that says nervous

yeah I got that dog in me

31.07.2023 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

I know @nikahoward.bsky.social has run some games before

02.08.2023 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

incredible

02.08.2023 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow, glad I missed that one

02.08.2023 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire

01.08.2023 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 307    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

the fuck they think people are doing in there? eating popcorn?

31.07.2023 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my wife is a professional gardener and she says it's cucumber time

31.07.2023 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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