Ranger Frog

When I was six, my babysitter once invited her bf over, but he just spent the entire time showing me the infinite lives trick in Super Mario Bros. And for years when I'd see the "babysitter sneaks her boyfriend over" trope in media I'd go "what are they doing, when is he gonna drop Megaman strats"

it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance

Those damn Texans almost executed Wallace Shawn

In context, one of the most savage things I’ve seen on social media.

Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
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love you all 🤍
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.

welcome to the club, wolves

If I had access to this I’d die, but I’d die happy

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.

Laura Loomer tweet saying GOP has a Nazi problem.

I can no longer follow the plot of this show. I suspect the writers and actors can’t either. I don’t think they have a show runner.

sir, sir, please keep doing your signature dance, doing the jerk off motion into your face, set to "YMCA"

Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.

Beam Dump

xkcd.com/3168/

So Harvard is keeping this guy, but Claudine Gay had to step down over ginned up plagiarism accusations and bad-faith accusations of anti-Semitism.

Got it.

authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:

Maryville Police officer critically injured during security motorcade for JD Vance ‘making small progress’ he Maryville Police Department has released additional information and the name of the officer who was critically injured while providing a dignitary protection detail escort for Vice President JD …

JD Vance's motorcade ran over and nearly killed a Tennessee police officer assigned to protect them. US national media have decided this is not reportable news. www.wate.com/news/maryvil...

For the duration of the strike, don't buy Starbucks at ANY location

Remember: NEVER cross a picket line. Don't buy Starbucks at any location as long as @sbworkersunited.org are on strike! #NoContractNoCoffee

A fat pigeon w purple detail in its scruff and horrible claws over a hastily painted blue background

today's effort is a fat pigeon

those of us laid off from Teen Vogue were really fortunate to complete our fundraising goal — the laid-off staffers at VIBE deserve the same support, as Black media outlets and journalists continue to be targeted and discriminated against in “austerity” measures

You cannot act like you had "concerns" about Mamdani and "antisemitism" and then throw your arms wide for this woman. I mean you CAN but it is an idea no reasonable person should accept.

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's

⛰️山海経16: 鴸。人の手を持つトンビ。一般的に「両足が人の手のような形をしている」と解釈される鳥ですが、本文を読んで受けた印象そのままに描きました。
🌊Shanhai jing 16: Zhu, the black kite with human hands. Traditionally the description has been interpreted as “their foot look like human hands”. But here is what I thought.
#山海経の怪鳥30羽描く #30WeirdAncientBirds

I don't want to hear shit about how Newsom is standing up to Trump. A judge has issued a stay preventing the feds from yanking the CDLs of legal immigrants but @governor.ca.gov is going forward with it anyway. Just like he's persecuting trans people anyway.

California Is Revoking Licenses of 17,000 Immigrant Truckers Amid Federal Pressure | KQED The commercial licenses expire in 60 days, but labor groups contend that the courts have temporarily frozen the federal rules restricting which foreigners can drive trucks.

If the Teamsters were worth a shit, weren't labor aristocracy and weren't aholes that shit on indy and immigrant truckers, the whole country could be shut down over this.

www.kqed.org/news/1206398...

Cardinals: FOOD! MINE! MOVE!

Juncos: a precious morsel! spilled here? perhaps, if quick, I might partake…

Corvids: Once more we deign to accept these middling tributes, these inadequate oblations: mere gestures to the innate superiority of Aves, to the obvious divinity of all things feathered

dystopian ass weather report

This one hurts. I never knew Alice personally. But damned if there’s anyone I followed on social media who fought harder, just in general.