homodox thinker 🇺🇸📉

if it’s in the depths under hyrule forest near the gloom hands i’m gonna shit everywhere

how have i explored like 80% of the depths and still not found the fucking great abandoned central mine

hey what’s up y’all. i’ve got a really good cookie recipe, looking to sell it to anyone who’s interested

a cold beer is goated when TGIF is the move

i know it’s gross, believe me

i’m so in love. it’s honestly disgusting

belatedly doing a bunch of early main quest stuff in TOTK and i am wildly overleveled lol

i got to the water temple in ToTK last night, then looked at my phone and realized it was 2:30. i then overslept this morning. we need to Normalize calling off work for gaming reasons

Tell Me When My Light Turns Green - 2000 Remaster Dexys Midnight Runners · Song · 1980

the two songs i’ve been obsessed with of late: the folky cover of venom’s “black metal” from righteous gemstones and

this is the newspaper that you read. Not sure what that means yet

remembering that i agreed weeks ago to go to a social engagement over by grand lake tonight

i love cheating to solve shrines i can’t figure out in ToTK. and the best part? it’s completely legal

my free advice for democrats: they should devote more time to shit talking small town america the way republicans do to big cities

i’ve had two and a half beers and i’m contemplating getting an emulator set up so that i can play heroes of might and magic III

photo of a black cat named Sabu sitting on a small table

thank you to the iphoto app for the reminder of my grandma’s sweet baby angel

in honor of the shuttering of anchor brewing i will drink one tropical IPA every hour until my demands are met

just got a ticket for tanning my big furry ass

impulse purchased tears of the kingdom due to i got bored with breath of the wild

yeah that one is just nostalgic for me. you’re not really missing out on the rest of his catalog

i hear that you and your friends are firing your social media manager because you want to make something real. you want to have an RSS feed

#birdbot

zoomers will never understand how hype everyone got when "round and round" came on a party, in large part because of ariel pink's participation in the unfortunate events of january 6h

help i’ve fallen into a liminal space and i can’t get up

don’t mind if i do!

homie what thread you from

good news: they’re bringing back favstar

pleased to announce that i am cousin greg’s old communist lawyer

once again feeling stuck in breath of the wild, which might be the sign that i need to suck it up and get tears of the kingdom

Celebrating Amerikkka with multiple kkkold beerSS

death to amerika, of course, but we went off when we invented the flamin’ hot sour cream and cheddar ruffles