For some reason I also updated my blog today so thereβs that!
www.mainewitchonpop.com/blog/f1xpel6...
@lapsedbard.bsky.social
Mostly BTS. She/her, 1984, possibly more unhinged than ever. AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Rubylove No minors, please!
For some reason I also updated my blog today so thereβs that!
www.mainewitchonpop.com/blog/f1xpel6...
HE JUST DID IT AGAIN
01.08.2025 20:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SAME but also, it comes on the heels of a fuckton of other mistakes by this narrator, to the point where he was so bad at parsing slightly complicated punctuation and either misreading or failing to correct for typos that I questioned if he were AI (I finally googled him. It seems he is not π).
31.07.2025 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Audiobook narrator I'm listening to just left the r out of prostrate. In a professional recording. Of an Agatha Christie story. π
31.07.2025 21:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I BROKE THROUGH MY WRITER'S BLOCK AND AM MAKING PROGRESS ON SICKLE MOON PLEASE CLAP
25.07.2025 04:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They've been doing so well π
24.07.2025 12:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And the Jays are doing so well lately π₯Ή
24.07.2025 12:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I read the beginning of this tweet and thought you were talking about baseball for a hot second π
24.07.2025 02:42 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0hey do u ever think about how much you love your sister and just. start crying. (she's alive and thriving I'm just emotional π)
15.07.2025 18:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're welcome πβ¨οΈ
29.06.2025 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A white hand moving a white chess piece - a queen. Surrounding it are three other white queens, and a black knight.
How did it take me this long to notice that the I'mma Be chessboard shows all the members as queens π«
09.06.2025 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh I mispronounced a word by accident? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite the grink
06.06.2025 17:36 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Screenshot of a Whatsapp chat. Sent: Oh shit this confession got EXTREMELY soft, I'm boutta cry Received: You always do this and you're always surprised. π Sent: CLOCKED π
Never settle. Hold out for a fandom BFF that Gets You π @stregalida.bsky.social
04.06.2025 02:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Actually vibes-wise, if we swap in Jungkook instead, it's giving my bride-stripped-naked au β¨οΈ
30.05.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is GORGEOUS π³
30.05.2025 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wumuti of the idol group Xlov, looking extremely beautiful in a grungy fur-trimmed crop tee over jeans belted with a studded pink cheetah print belt. He knows exactly how fine he is.
Hello, I cannot shut up about Xlov anymore, look at Wumuti and that faint it-girl sneer, I am OBSESSED
30.05.2025 17:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wish I had the confidence of the spider that tries to catch me in its web every time I leave my house.
24.05.2025 20:20 β π 156 π 56 π¬ 2 π 0Yes, PLEASE
27.05.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am SUPPOSED to be writing SICKLE MOON and INSTEAD my brain has served me another BOYNEXTDOOR short, why am I like this π
21.05.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GRACKLES π
16.05.2025 13:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update: I can't stop touching my hair, my ponytail is anime-girl bouncy and thick, I still feel amazing π₯Ή
16.05.2025 13:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It IS, and it's so blunt and crisp!
15.05.2025 23:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not a length I haven't had before, but waist length up to shoulder blades. SO much lighter, and will be much cooler for summer!
15.05.2025 23:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cheesecake and a haircut, what a fantastic day
15.05.2025 23:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me: why are my neck and shoulders so sore π€
My traps and scalenes, carrying the weight of the world (i.e. my chest): π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ BITCH YOU KNOW WHY
I called in today because I couldn't sleep UNTIL almost 4. I'm so sorry, I at least managed to sleep in, insomnia fucking sucks!!
12.05.2025 16:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy mother's day to Xlov Wumuti specifically π
11.05.2025 16:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool cool cool, literally everything I've posted, I guess I just won't bother locking fics anymore because apparently it doesn't fucking matter π
10.05.2025 19:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm afraid to get into Boys 2 Planet because what if they skip the gay love story arc this season?
09.05.2025 17:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Friend had to cancel our planned coffee date this afternoon and I'm not holding it against him but I am a LITTLE bit pouting because like, I'm not saying I made an effort to be extra cute today to go meet my gay priest friend for platonic coffee, but I'm not NOT saying it π
07.05.2025 22:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0