swellow

Hey as a heads up, if you are a fiber artist of any kind, Knitting for Olive is donating 100% of their proceeds from sales on 8/9 (in their local time zone) to UNICEF’s Gaza relief efforts

Oh so it does have phd level intelligence

THAT SAID, hobi and Jimin’s ig posts yesterday made my entire week

I miss hopekook….. I’m shriveling up………. How can I go on

It’s pretty much all I’ve been doing lately! I am very slow at it though 😂

People have pretty short memories, it seems

No because hobi IS two-color brioche and the rest are excellent choices so good work you did nail it

BEAUTIFUL

okay here we GO this took me over an hour!!

BTS AS OBSCURE KNIT STITCHES

just for @swellow.bsky.social

RIP…….. or should I say…… frog

I bet everyone who boycotted Hobi’s music for allegedly pro-Palestine reasons is for sure not gonna share any of Tae’s Coke ads, right??? Now to take a big sip of my coffee and open up bluesky —

hey coca cola is one of the biggest bds targets pleeeeeeeease don’t interact with the ads/posts or buy coke!!! you can get taehyung elsewhere while children in gaza are dying 🫠

Well initially I considered that song for Jk, and I think he’s probably still who I feel it fits best

The only one I’m confident of so far is that Tae is malicious mischief 2nd degree (property damage in excess of $750)

I have no other BTS-as thoughts in me, unless we want like “BTS as criminal offenses” or something

Lyrics of More Adventurous: I’ve felt the wind on my cheek coming down from the east And thought about how we are all as numerous as leaves on trees And maybe ours is the cause of all mankind Get loved, make more, try to stay alive

Instead of working I have been thinking very hard about BTS as Rilo Kiley songs. I DO want to hear your opinions on this, please

Namjoon: More Adventurous

I Want The Knitting One

Bv4 jk is the platonic ideal jk 🙂‍↕️

It’s for 1) this 2) sex

He thinks for one moment about how he could become muscly in order to do that, immediately discards the thought, and calls over jk/namjoon/tae

Once per dude, just like we do when we watch bts dance practice videos

Well now I’m definitely not gonna do that

ranking bts on their chopstick skills: a thread

Idk about that but i know for sure i prefer not to play and lose 😂

Screenshot of a TikTok of a bunch of very buff muscle dudes doing the killin it girl dance challenge. Hobi reposted it.

This tracks

I’m excited to read it!!

The petiteknit Ingrid sweater. It’s not my favorite of all time but it’s been enjoyable!

Certainly worth trying, just in case it works

A very small ball of yarn, certainly not enough to knit 12 rows

Someone more delusional than me tell me this enough to get 12 more rows of a sleeve done

Gimme the shoulder tattoo jungkook!!!!!