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πŸ”ž She/They/He Hey what if a mouse was like 78 miles tall and really good at suplexing you Av by @brelly.bsky.social , header by @redbaronwolf.bsky.social behemous.carrd.co

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Hades 2 Good

01.02.2026 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HIPS

31.01.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My man took FIRST?!

31.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2021    πŸ” 686    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 20

[This Machine Knows and Appreciates the Difference Between Metal and Flesh it Just Really Wants to Ruin Your Shit Deliberately]

31.01.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MORE ODDJOBS PLEASE, MORE BIZARRE HANDJOBS PLZ

31.01.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
James Bond Theme on a mechanical organ
YouTube video by The Mechanical Music Man James Bond Theme on a mechanical organ

FACILITY. FISTICUFFS ONLY. NO ODDJOB.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJvT...

15.01.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My Nem is COMICALLY befriended compared to ANYONE

31.01.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ πŸ“±

31.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's made for fuckin us, it's

I just

It's too specific.

31.01.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, Mack, no tae alarm ye, but

The first character I had dialog wi after getting this?

She was like "damn you big"

AND THE CHARACTER ART WAS ALSO BIGGER, I'M LOSIN MY FUCKIN HEID MIN

31.01.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hhhholy shit, not only does this actually expand MelinoΓ«'s model, her voice deepens, FUCK, FUUUUCK OH NOOOO

31.01.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen photo of Hades 2, the character Circe offering me a Word of Greater Girth, that will 'grow me in size', lmao

Screen photo of Hades 2, the character Circe offering me a Word of Greater Girth, that will 'grow me in size', lmao

Thank you, Circe.

31.01.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

well with all due respect to bethesdas current design sensibilities, between morrowind n starfield i know which one has prompted me to revisit it N times over the years

31.01.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 457    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM
To: Elon Musk
Subject:
congragulations

From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations

congragulations

31.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7434    πŸ” 1198    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 225

Reminder to all that Evulchibi is a racist piece of shit and an original Gamergater, so a fucking Nazi.

Blocking them is the non-violent option.

31.01.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.

31.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4105    πŸ” 691    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 17

On it, boss.

31.01.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

really, REALLLLLLYYYY small

22.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

look, what if we all pretend this never came out? just ignore one piece of history forever. I say we give it a try

31.01.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2477    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 2

It'd be wrong of me to not include pictures of the first two lol

31.01.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We all love fat thick mousedick in the sky that poses an existential threat, yes. <3

31.01.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...how are you still posting, I've obliterated you. Shit, maybe I need to wiggle my dick back and forth

31.01.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A weasel walks into a bar, and the bartender says, β€œWow, I’ve never seen a weasel before.
What can I get you?”
β€œPop,” goes the weasel.

31.01.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the response I wanted. I win

31.01.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*sitting with my uncle who wanted to get into wrestling watching the stage being built by throwing orphans into The Process* so is Hulkhogan here?

31.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AND THE RIYAHD RUMBLE IS BROUGHT TO YOU

BY

AMERICAN VODKA

and slave labour deaths

31.01.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have absolutely no nerves, I'm undoing my fly without even acknowledging you there.

31.01.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thaaaaaaaaank you, god, finally, someone to let me be evil

31.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

J'employ tu putain de thing maintenant stare aussi

31.01.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

30.01.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 13331    πŸ” 3637    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 35

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