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Grungler is a vibe, I would believe.

16.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is happening

16.11.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I just say the word Kayfabe

16.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Johnathan Ferguson, having a time of it.

Johnathan Ferguson, having a time of it.

16.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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16.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of David Lynch in a full-body Woody Woodpecker fursuit. The head and one of his 'hands' are off, and he's having a glass of water while seated next to a fan. Gotta stay cool!

An illustration of David Lynch in a full-body Woody Woodpecker fursuit. The head and one of his 'hands' are off, and he's having a glass of water while seated next to a fan. Gotta stay cool!

"That was my favourite full body suit for a while, but certain traits started coming out and it became not so nice. That fursuit is not in my life any more."

David Lynch rehydrating while Chucko, Buster, Pete, Bob, or Dan's head rests on his knee.

🎨: @irisjaycomics.bsky.social

16.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have the worst luck with buying anime dvds, what the fuck do you mean, choosing Set Up just starts an episode & I can't change audio/subtitles on Cowboy Bebop

16.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Caveira trying them german wurst

Caveira trying them german wurst

16.11.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*wakes up* I'll still never be over the fact that Samus was called a bounty hunter purely because they didn't know what one was

16.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's like, it may have a bad story, weirdly worded, with shitty characterization, but at least it plays awfully and pointing at the screen is dumb.

On all levels, a bad game.

16.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh really? It's holistically bad, too? Ace. I heard unreliably that Samus' voice was directed by someone who wasn't native at English or smth

16.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'M A FUCKIN JUNKIE CANNIBAL, ALL I WANNA DO IS SIP MUD AND EAT MY OPPS

16.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Two huge, cute, heavenly behemoths, and the people who have to suffer their closeness~

16.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I couldn't find any enable video skills for you love me immy mother's voice

16.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When a game low-key mocks god

16.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Girlies, help, do I buy the HDMI output 5-disk DVD changer

16.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holding you sweetly and tightly, while the counter pings gently beneath us~

16.11.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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<--- !

29.05.2024 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2131    πŸ” 842    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 49
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thinking about this content awared spike spiegel that would get posted in old skype chats i was in and would make me lose my mind laughing every time

17.11.2024 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 952    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2

No one can comment about how to pronounce things until America formally apologises for Kansas and Arkansas

15.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the retsupurae on Other M again, and

goh

it's just

so

bad...

15.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This event I got in Stellaris lmao

10.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes you cool, but I don't count it as having played it

15.11.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm at your fucken door telling you your subway orders socks

15.11.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

William Shatner's Cruelty Squad.

15.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seven miles.

15.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tarkov launched, and launched on steam, and it's goin dogshit, brother

15.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUUUUCK OFFFFF OH MY GOD

15.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

SPLAAAAAAAAASH MOUNTAIN

15.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start doing some 80's wrestling promos now

15.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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