Hades 2 Good
01.02.2026 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@behemous.bsky.social
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Hades 2 Good
01.02.2026 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HIPS
31.01.2026 23:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My man took FIRST?!
31.01.2026 22:43 β π 2021 π 686 π¬ 16 π 20[This Machine Knows and Appreciates the Difference Between Metal and Flesh it Just Really Wants to Ruin Your Shit Deliberately]
31.01.2026 22:48 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0MORE ODDJOBS PLEASE, MORE BIZARRE HANDJOBS PLZ
31.01.2026 22:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FACILITY. FISTICUFFS ONLY. NO ODDJOB.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJvT...
My Nem is COMICALLY befriended compared to ANYONE
31.01.2026 22:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π§ββοΈ π±
31.01.2026 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's made for fuckin us, it's
I just
It's too specific.
Now, Mack, no tae alarm ye, but
The first character I had dialog wi after getting this?
She was like "damn you big"
AND THE CHARACTER ART WAS ALSO BIGGER, I'M LOSIN MY FUCKIN HEID MIN
Hhhholy shit, not only does this actually expand MelinoΓ«'s model, her voice deepens, FUCK, FUUUUCK OH NOOOO
31.01.2026 21:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Screen photo of Hades 2, the character Circe offering me a Word of Greater Girth, that will 'grow me in size', lmao
Thank you, Circe.
31.01.2026 21:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0well with all due respect to bethesdas current design sensibilities, between morrowind n starfield i know which one has prompted me to revisit it N times over the years
31.01.2026 19:47 β π 457 π 119 π¬ 22 π 1From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations
congragulations
31.01.2026 03:13 β π 7434 π 1198 π¬ 113 π 225Reminder to all that Evulchibi is a racist piece of shit and an original Gamergater, so a fucking Nazi.
Blocking them is the non-violent option.
remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.
On it, boss.
31.01.2026 19:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0really, REALLLLLLYYYY small
22.02.2025 16:57 β π 107 π 11 π¬ 14 π 0look, what if we all pretend this never came out? just ignore one piece of history forever. I say we give it a try
31.01.2026 07:14 β π 2477 π 313 π¬ 81 π 2It'd be wrong of me to not include pictures of the first two lol
31.01.2026 18:47 β π 12 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0We all love fat thick mousedick in the sky that poses an existential threat, yes. <3
31.01.2026 18:48 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0...how are you still posting, I've obliterated you. Shit, maybe I need to wiggle my dick back and forth
31.01.2026 18:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A weasel walks into a bar, and the bartender says, βWow, Iβve never seen a weasel before.
What can I get you?β
βPop,β goes the weasel.
This was the response I wanted. I win
31.01.2026 18:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*sitting with my uncle who wanted to get into wrestling watching the stage being built by throwing orphans into The Process* so is Hulkhogan here?
31.01.2026 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AND THE RIYAHD RUMBLE IS BROUGHT TO YOU
BY
AMERICAN VODKA
and slave labour deaths
I have absolutely no nerves, I'm undoing my fly without even acknowledging you there.
31.01.2026 17:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thaaaaaaaaank you, god, finally, someone to let me be evil
31.01.2026 17:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0J'employ tu putain de thing maintenant stare aussi
31.01.2026 17:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
30.01.2026 23:10 β π 13331 π 3637 π¬ 52 π 35