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One must be parked until the super fancy only for like 3 bikes, BMW official fancy oil comes in for one of them. . .

Other bike, it don't give 2 shits about anything, it'll run on dust, hair, and spite.

@jimsalter.bsky.social and the murder feline… binding or something

I used to think that vandalizing a Tesla should be a federal crime. But now I’m not so sure.

by Jonathan Turley

is a catte 4 u

As someone who is half hillbilly by birth, it burns me up that country music has gotten so cozy with the worst people, it’s supposed to be about outlaws and trains and moonshine and killing your cheating husband not whatever this Morgan Wallen shit is

A SKELITEN PULLEN A GUILLOTINE AND A PRIDE FLAG SAYS "EQUAL RIGHT'S FOR EVERY ONE , EXCEPT BILLIONAIRES" - IF YOUR L, G, B, T, Q, 2, I, P, A, N, ECT ITS ALL GOOD TO ME AS LONG AS YOUR NOT RICH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LETS GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

There is currently no snooty puffs sr, but i'll let y'all know if I can ever afford an electric bimmer, specifically something upper trim, and not an entry level model (even though the entry level is probably FINE, and prolly a bit overkill for my normal wants and needs)

@jimsalter.bsky.social and I out on scooty puffs jr and snooty puffs jr

hey, wasn't tiktok supposed to be owned by an american company by now?

A SKLETON RIDEN THERE HORSE ACROSS DA WORLD AND IT SAY'S "I WILL NEVER CRAP AT NIGHT, CRAPPING IS A DAY TIME ACTIVITY, I WILL NEVER MAKE DARK SAUSAGE UNDER THE GAZE OF THE STAR'S" - AND THATS REAL , DO NOT @ ME IF YOUR A NIGHT CRAPPER , YOU CAN DO ANY THING YA WANT ON EARTH, LAWS AINT REAL , AND U KNOW WHAT "THE LAWS OF PHYSICS" AINT REAL, YOU CANT TELL ME U SERIOUSLY THINK NUMBER'S ARE REAL, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WALK DOWN THE STREET AND WILL TELL YOU WITH A STRAIT FACE THAT "6" IS A REAL IDEA, AND LOL IF U THINK AN ELECTRON IS REAL, AT THE END OF THE DAY WERE JUST TRYING TO TURN DA CHAOS OF REALITY INTO A QUIZ QUESTION THAT WE CAN ANSWER, AND I SYMPATHIZE BUT ID RATHER DRINK A COLD ONE AND BURN A FAT JOINT OF LOW THC WHEED , BECAUSE WHEN I HIT THE 30% SHYT, ITS TO MUCH, LETS KEEP IT REAL HERE , THEY GOTA BRING BACK DA SHIT THAT JUST MAKES YOU DUMB AND GO TO SLEEP, I CANT SMOKE THE OBLITERATION WHEED, LAST TIME I DID THAT I WAS WHATCHIN JEOPARDY AND I FELT LIKE I WAS INSIDE THE GAME AND EVERY WRONG ANSWER WAS HURTEN ME, ITS DA BLUE SCREEN, COMBINED WITH DA TEXT BOOK FONT, I LOVE THOSE NASTY TYPE FACE'S BUT YOU GET DA WRONG ONE ON DA TREBUCHET WHEED AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT THROWN TO HARD INTO DA CASTLE OF KNOWLEDGE , WELL HOPE YOUR HAVEN A GOOD DAY CHECK U LATER, IM PLANNING ON KICKEN SOME A$$ LATER IF I HAVE TIME, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO KICK A$$ BUT WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

✨ NO !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

babbys first refuelin

These are switches I don't manage, so I sent a notification to the NOC I was about to do the power swing so they could keep eyes on it.

But yeah, even brand new kit, I know it doesn't usually bone switches that bad, but I hate non clean power downs then bringing it back up.

welp, it’s official…. per an older biker with a german accent at the shop… i was part of the future now

all I'mma say is if you hear two silent scooters riding round in this town, on a "what the hell, let's roll the dice" purchase from a Chinese supplier, and one from BMW. . . You're seeing me and @jimsalter.bsky.social and just be aware the mercenary sysadmin crew has arrived. . . and we're feral

i guess i own this now… danged old ev scoot scoot

meme in two parts of carrie coon in white lotus. first part says 'i dont need religion or god to give my life meaning' and second says 'because time gives it meaning' but the word time is replaced with FRESH TINGLERS ABOUT GETTING POUNDED BY THE NEWS OF THE DAY

we all know this classic way

just cybergoth dancing in the network closet at 7am waiting for a switch to come back online

the ride into work is purty some mornings

A SKELITEN GIVIN YA SOME REALITY!!! "FUCK OFF WIRE MOTHER, IF I AINT HUNGREY I ONLY FUCK WITH CLOTH MOTHER " AND WHAT ARE WE BUT GODS DUMB LITTLE RHESUS MONKIES IN A LABORATORY RESPONDING TO OUR ENVIRONMENT, OR WERE IN A ALIENS EXPERIMENT THATS THE SAME THING, OR DA ALIEN'S ARE GOD , OR WERE IN A SIMULATION WHICH MEANS WERE IN SOME GUYS COMPUTER AND HES EXPEREMENTING ON US, NONE OF THESE SITUATIONS ARE GOOD THATS WHY EVERYTHINGS FUCKED UP, AT LEAST THEY GAVE US WHEED, SO WE CAN BE MORE HUNGRY AND MORE CONFUSED SOME TIMES BUT SLEEP MORE, I GUESS WE CAN ASSUME THAT HELPS THERE EXPERIMENT SOMEHOW,,, BUT IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN ASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

REAL SHIT - dashare.zone ADMIN

yep… that’s the atlanta airport for ya

au revoir paris, j’adore… hope to see y’all again… lets see how this all shakes the fuck out

they got some nice loungers down by the smoke lounge… oh cdg

the topic of bam margera will cause white millennials to convene and elaborate on what makes the difference between help and enabling more than we do for most of our actual in real life going through shit friends

looks like plenty o empty seats on the long haul flight back… and smoking? in aeroporr? OUI MONSIEUR

ME: time to sleep

BRAIN: trees are the earth’s hair

ME: no fuck you we’re not doing that i’m too tired

BRAIN: okay okay sheesh

ME:

BLADDER: oh hey guys

i just heard the new pope speaking on the phone to his brother in Chicago.
So weird to hear a pope speak English without a thick foreign accent.

i mean the french havent been either… but hey, they seem to let those unhoused just live in peace most the time… while americans out here making it illegal to simply exist outside out the given system

just over here chilling by the bastille monument… wondering when the americans will understand they’ve never been “free”

dearest porn bots… don’t follow me, i will block you…

if i want to see naked people on only fans? i have enough friends whom I know and love showing their jiggly bits on there for affordable rates

barely a line… yeehaw, clean notre dame… creepier than before