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@smallfart.bsky.social

iM small and gassy and have 1 hand. so what

29 Followers  |  64 Following  |  87 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  1.8492

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i was so skinny here

13.03.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

gotta stop posting lizard on main

26.02.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crashing out in the old way after 8 hours on the home depot training computer

25.02.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the new head and shoulders is hitttting hard btw.. shea butter goated

22.02.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new love is blind szn is cheeeeeeks

22.02.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah wtf

22.02.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yearning to be an oomf to ppl but im almost 30 and too shy

10.02.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

loud af rogue cricket in my room that escaped lizard so much better than upstairs neighbour yelling at wife

09.02.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

farting so stinky i want to end it all

07.02.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and the most alternative girl (me) gets hired at the home depot job fair.. its too easy when u have bangs

29.01.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

painful watch....cuts deep

29.01.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

didn't poo today feeling lost

09.01.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only alive in the winter to feed my pets

05.01.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5

03.01.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2025 poop count: 3

02.01.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2025 i'm not wiping my ass anymore. i'm done

31.12.2024 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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after a shitty latter half of 2024 i buy myself capybara chinese god of wealth to guide me into 2025 ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธ

30.12.2024 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*farts*

25.12.2024 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

slumped over sunday

23.12.2024 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can't stop thinking about the 4 yr kid in toys r us going "you're so annoying bruh" to his dad over and over cuz he wouldn't buy him a minecraft toy

21.12.2024 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drinking a vodka soda while crappung >

21.12.2024 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

texas is beige as hell

18.12.2024 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

making homemade soup for the first time and it kind of stinks like shit

15.12.2024 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

beautifully written

14.12.2024 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ate too much supper

14.12.2024 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a nice dusting of snow would save me

12.12.2024 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
flug, looking like they're giggle. aw aww awww

flug, looking like they're giggle. aw aww awww

11.12.2024 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3099    ๐Ÿ” 360    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

every time i'm bout to go to the gym i start shitting like crazy

12.12.2024 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please buy my things off marketplace i need to pay my car insurance

11.12.2024 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when i get my periodt

11.12.2024 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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