LJ ✷

this app is glitching and this is the only thing showing up on my feed. I feel seen

08.04.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

24.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 28742    🔁 5679    💬 280    📌 313

Taking my daughter to Yo La Tengo Saturday night so she can meet all the other cool dads

20.03.2025 19:31 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.

30.01.2025 03:32 — 👍 49357    🔁 12054    💬 1258    📌 597

amy winehouse really had some points because WHAT kind of fuckery is this

30.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations jimmy carter for being the first and probably only president to go to heaven

29.12.2024 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sun baby

26.11.2024 16:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

go hawks

23.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not to be dramatic but I WILL commit an act of violence if anyone sings during my showing of Wicked

18.11.2024 22:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

03.03.2024 19:56 — 👍 501    🔁 124    💬 9    📌 7

a colorblind person live tweeting their first time wearing colorblind glasses:

30.12.2023 00:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

their favorite spot

28.11.2023 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the song “call your girlfriend” by robyn fascinates me, as she is suggesting that this man just call up his current girlfriend and calmly explain that it’s “not her fault, and that he “just met somebody new.” then he’s supposed to tell her NOT TO GET UPSET?! if I was this girlfriend I’d kill him

04.11.2023 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

made a Justine Snacks recipe and didn’t cry once

04.11.2023 17:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I lived it: the gasoline pump wouldn’t stop pumping and got all over the ground, my car, and my legs

04.11.2023 00:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0