Krista S. Jacobsen

I enjoy so much how they love the free market right up until it doesn't give them exactly what they wanted.

"So instead of sticking it out and holding the line, I'm gonna resign and let his appoint some unqualified but loyalist hack."

They don't like getting what they voted for?

It's not doing any good, because they keep showing me more ICE ads, but it gives me a tiny bit of joy to report them.

I keep getting ads for ICE on LinkedIn, and every time I report the ad as being against community guidelines because it's advertising a terrorist or extremist organization.

He is such a fucking moron

Whenever I see the word "firebrand," I know it's about a horrible person. Nobody decent is ever labeled a "firebrand."

Have a bottle of Veuve chilling in the fridge for this day!

Never been prouder to be a Californian. I'm so scarred from the past year that I doubted it would pass.

Where do I sign up?

Because there's so much bad and evil in the world right now, please enjoy these photos and videos of my two little babies from this year. One girl, one boy. They both took off shortly after emerging from their chrysalises.

A story in two images:

Without professors or some equivalent, how will students know enough to detect when AI is hallucinating? If there's one thing AI excels at, it's being 100% confident in presenting objectively wrong information.

That vagineck is really something.

I miss the days when SCOTUS justices didn't appear on Faux News. Or anywhere, really. Like, I couldn't have named more than half of them.

Sorry, rich people. Your Bentley SUV is ugly and looks cheap.

Congratulations on electing an imbecile, Louisiana

I'd like to thank Disney for being complete asshats and forcing me to go out and buy the DVDs of the one show I watched on repeat on Hulu. For about the cost of 2 months of Hulu, I now own all seasons of White Collar forever. And the DVDs have bonus material. Win! No need to resubscribe. EVER.

Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!

This picture is fake.

That turd can't run.

Exhibit A: George Clooney

And yet

During the commercial break: "Now, he had children, right? I'd like to meet them."

Has he not been paying attention to the blatant spate of gerrymandering to give republicans a permanent majority?

But her emails