Kami

What the fuck. "Make me a cappuccino that's instragram worthy but not so caffinated?"

"I want an doppio that doesn't taste bitter"

I don't want AI in my coffee machine. How the HELL will it work.

GROAN.

Okay hear me out. I was fixing a troublesome Starbucks machine, the Mastrena 2, and it got locked in this message.

So I troubleshoot with tech support. He says the newer machines are getting tough. And said the new Mastrena 3 is incorporating AI into the use.

AN AI COFFEE MACHINE? GTFO.

In these age of MAGA, Ice, etc, ppl who cut me off in traffic, condescending compliments, when I mentally say "Fuck You!" in my head, I say it like my favorite comedian does. Here Margaret Cho is talking about Sarah Palin, giving her a "FUCK YOU! 🖕"

when I tell you you should trust lesbians when they tell you it’s time for a revolution

im not joking

Ain't ready for Monday bullshit

To this day, I still randomly say PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

Been a fan of Bad Bunny for a long while way before his fame as upcoming Super Bowl performer. This is amazing. 👏

Death is high on my mind today. I just played good uncle to my late brothers daughter's birthday and we all spoiled her. 5 without a dad. His death anniversary approaching.

I have to keep on. That's all. He wouldn't want my head down ears lowered to my chin.

Seeing the Osbourne family start to lose it with Post Malone singing War Pigs almost made me lose it. We lost so many great singers this year. 😭

Ah yes FebROOuary, a whole month to the second best hoppers. 😅 🐰

I love your art style if I haven't said it recently! I love this.

With my last posts, hanging with my other bear gay bestie having chili and chocolate crackers. I'm reminded of a quote from my favorite comedian, Margaret Cho.

"I love hanging out with Bears. Cause you know, you're gonna EAT."

amen 🙏🏳️‍🌈

Would if I could. We have leftovers xD

And more chocolate crackers for dessert. That marshmallow pull~

Having dinner with a friend and it's chili night. ❤️

No pic cause I was driving but driving to Fort Worth, on 30 and Hulen with a bridge sign in huge block letters "Justice for Alex Pretti" "ICE OUT!!".
Refreshing to see this in deep red Texas and I honked and gave things up. 👍👍

Maddy, a straight but huge drag/lgbt ally, had a clean car and that's what makes them straight xD I guess I need to vacuum mine... 👉🐰👈

four cartoon bears are dancing on a road ALT: four cartoon bears are dancing on a road

Instead of the song "Put it in the bag, bump bump" Monty will sing "Put it in the butt, hump hump" am I right? (should look up this ol cartoon if you haven't) xD

RIP Catherine O’Hara

Fuck. We lost Catherine O'Hara, awful. I loved her. 😢

Me, in the fast self checkout just needing a bag of rice waiting at many full carts of ppl WELL over 10 items. I mumble very quietly "Mother fuckers, it fucking says 10 items or less" and quickly heard a MMHMM and nod from the lady in front of me. I felt justified in my grump. 🙂

I like Kroger tho for prices but I'm lucky to live near an HEB!

Oh goodness! However I would as this sandwich surprised me it was good. XD

It is! Very filling and I could only eat half and saving the other for brekkie tomorrow!

H-E-B must be high to make a (American) sushi sandwich but I'm for it and serving with quick homemade egg drop soup for my own take of a soup+sandwich dinner. 😂

Restocked on dinners, snacks and cleaning supplies PHEW. Also was good to move and drive around.

I love that getting older means giving less a fuck what others think. 😊 You've got a lot of stuff that makes me think "omg that's so Monty" which, to me, makes you rather unique and quite a character and signs of someone who truly knows themselves and not everyone can say that. Keep being you! 💙

Thank you 💙

Omg actually out with the ice melting. Gonna do some work and get a good lunch. Was feeling suffocated

Honestly same, I've got bad cabin fever. D: