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Bruce Lane

@thebrucestarchaser.bsky.social

Struggling Zone 9a Gardener and Hockey Fan. Amateur astronomer, photographer, science enthusiast, and film buff, who also likes hiking in the backwoods.

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It felt like the Canucks were competing against two teams tonight, the Blue Jackets and the officials, so it's a well deserved win. Lankinen kept them in it when they were giving up a ton of huge scoring chances in the 1st period.

09.11.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I used to say to a friend of mine, during the Toddler in Chief's 1st term, that every day David Duke wasn't appointed Secretary of State was a win. Now that the US has decided to cosplay 1933 Germany I don't say that anymore because they're much worse than that.

06.11.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only non-soccer prize FIFA is qualified to give out is the Best Grifter Award.

06.11.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canucks best players were their best players and the Chaos Giraffe was a Chaos Giraffe.

04.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn't give a lot of credit to the royal family on taking away Prince Andrew's (aka Randy Andy) titles, because it never has anything to do with doing the right thing or it would have happened long before now.

03.11.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People saying it's disrespectful to put up Christmas trees before Remembrance Day are the same people that say that Daylight Saving Time is because of the farmers. People shouldn't rope others into their arguments who have nothing to do with it. Eating chocolate before Easter also not disrespectful.

03.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a misleading picture and a misleading description of a lunar event with an unscientific term that comes from astrology. The Moon is about 7% larger in apparent view compared to an average full moon. Most people won't even notice the difference.

03.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A surprisingly large number of people under 30 can't tell time on an analog time piece. That includes a bunch of people who wear luxury watches that they are incapable of reading.

02.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you listen to this White House regime, you're supposed to turn your clocks back to 1933...

02.11.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Apparently, 2025 has been so awesome the Powers that Be decided we should have another hour of it. Bon appetit. We ask that Americans refrain from setting their clocks back to 1933.

02.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not going to be pretty when one of those Wankpanzers catches fire, and locks the officer and suspect inside while it burns.

02.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go Blue Jays! Win it for the Gipper!

01.11.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kid made a rookie mistake not wearing a mask while conducting acts of domestic terrorism as an ICE agent.

01.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a bit like some toddler stuffing a penny up their nose thinking they deserve the Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine...

30.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing the Toddler in Chief and this White House regime hates more than qualified people doing a good job.

30.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The heart wants what the heart wants...

30.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are standing next to each other with the words " you 'd be really hot if you change like everything " ALT: two women are standing next to each other with the words " you 'd be really hot if you change like everything "

You'd never think that guys wearing overalls and reflective vests can be a bunch of mean girl fashion critics until you see it happen...

30.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds a lot like a reduction in commitment to NATO, to be pulling out a unit right now with no replacement. It also sounds a bit of a wasteful redeployment to send the 101st Airborne to the Mexican border for what is essentially a police tasking.

29.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess not having Zombie Trump salute the tuba, while aimlessly wandering around, is kind of a State Department win at this point.

29.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tech Bro Goebbels is doing what?

28.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This World Series game keeps on going the teams will be setting up tents and cots because it won't be worth leaving the field before the next game...

28.10.2025 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I watched the Irishman too...

28.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's not a good look in 17th century France and it's not a good look in America.

27.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Until a read the headline, I honestly thought this was a picture of downtown Chicago...

27.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While it's surprising that the Toddler in Chief is actually implementing any new sanctions against Russia, instead of hiking up tariffs against allies, given how long it's taken and how much the US has delayed arms shipments to Ukraine under this White House regime it shouldn't be applauded either.

27.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Following the Canucks definitely feels like following the troubles and triumphs of a division's worth of teams.

27.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The price for a stop-gap solution to the centre ice woes of the Canucks isn't as bad as expected, at least for the moment. Benning wouldn't have done this for less than a 2nd round pick instead of a 4th.

25.10.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Appeasement only emboldens nutbar dictators.

25.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to ligh...

The demolishing of the White House East Wing isn't just disrespectful to all the Lego enthusiasts who have had to update their models, but to Canadians who are being robbed of the opportunity to burn it down. www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/trum...

25.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Pillow Guy would probably be an improvement as Secretary of Defense over Hegseth.

23.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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