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Yes, sadly we do not have a Captain Carrot quite yet. She really wants a cat, though, and we've looked at a few orange ones that would make great "Carrot"s.

Oh, trust me: she's a big fan of carrots as well.

Close up shot from the end of Angua's snout. She is an adorable looking white Great Pyrenees.

Adorable white Great Pyrenees licks her lips while being presented with a piece of salmon sashimi in chopsticks. She is intently focused on the food.

Angua loves volunteering to help! (Although she would never say no to being a paid helper, if paid in sashimi...)

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG!!!
The Giant Database of Dogs is a data collection project for classroom use. 6 quick questions to help students learn statistics! ALL good puppers are welcome!

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(please share widely!) (pics for tax, of course!)

The Mike Primavera "feeding shelter cats to wolves" meme, photoshopped poorly to read: "My neighbor told me the Braves keep claiming his infielders off waivers so I asked how many infielders he has and he said he just goes to the Cubs and gets a new infielder afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding Cubs infielders to the Braves and then the Orioles front office started crying."

two drag queens giving a thumbs up in front of a chevron background Alt: The drag queen hosts of the Fashion Photo Ruview, Raja and Raven, showing their rating system for outfits. They put their thumbs up and say "Toot", then switch to thumbs down and say "or Boot".

This should be a source of regular updates, a la bones day.

I think that this is actually from Feet of Clay. (My wife is re-listening to the audio book and I overheard this scene just yesterday.)

Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit"

The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?"

Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess."

Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

I just saw someone on Reddit describe Las Vegas as “If Ticketmaster was a city” and holy crap.

Rishi Sunak: I went without Sky TV as a child The PM says he sacrificed

How about not having Sky TV? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

you can always do the “5 whys” in your incident review but be careful about going past that because after like 8 whys it’s just “capitalism”

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space ! Alt: Tim Curry, in a mock Soviet military outfit, yells "Space!" with a thoroughly unhinged look. (Clip from a live-action cutscene from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3)

There is still one place we haven't checked, though...

Don't give in, Sephi! To paraphrase Michael Bolton from Office Space: "Why should you change? It's the one that sucks!"

12:01am on Friday morning. Lightning hitting both Sears Tower and the Hancock Building in Chicago.

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

So, he's saying that Dems should "come together and decide to support whichever candidate has the most support among them in advance of [the general election]"? It's a real pity that we don't have a formal mechanism for measuring that support and letting people decide between multiple candidates.

"Never ignore your better judgment and trust a man." 😉

Narrator voice: There was not, in fact, enough game left for the Cubbies.

Kyle Tucker at bat for the Chicago Cubs against his former team, the Houston Astros.

Come on Cubbies. Still plenty of game left!

everyone should be safe in public spaces. ideally everyone should also FEEL safe in public spaces! but if your discomfort is based on being racist or homophobic or not wanting to see a homeless guy or a mentally ill person, none of whom are a threat to you, i don't really care how safe you feel.

My wife is pretty sure it's when Boog Sciambi calls Ian Happ "Happ Daddy".

Not photoshopped. But you would almost think so. Perfect black cat wearing Spock long sleeve jersey and looking up with his paws on my legs. He looks like he is studying important things on the Enterprise.

Once again, I must post this photo of Darwin, aka Science Officer Meow. He is here to make it better.

YOU WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY???

*This* is the NOW INFAMOUS "Footnote 12" that Jackson wrote.
It basically tells Neil Gorsuch: "Fuck you as a staff, label, and motherfucking crew."

You must be confused. There aren't any Highlander sequels: There can be only one.

Christian Franklin posted this on his Instagram and it might be the coolest Cubs prospect photo of the year so far

Business insider screenshot: A major commodity trader received containers full of painted rocks instead of the $36 million shipment of copper it paid for

ea nasir is back baby awooo

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

That's when the NSA runs the Internet traffic through PRISM, collects all the hashed passwords, and stores them in a table until they see a collision with a known plaintext so they can crack it, right?

According to court documents, Laatsch became a civilian employee of the DIA in 2019, where he works with the Insider Threat Divisioned holds a Top Secret security clearance. In March 2025, the FBI commenced an operation after receiving a tip that an individual now known to be Laatsch-offered to provide classified information to a friendly foreign government, In that email, the sender wrote that he did not "agree or align with the values of this administration" and was therefore "willing to share classified information" that he had access to, including "completed intelligence products, some unprocessed intelligence, and other assorted classified documentation

Anakin: I work for the insider threat team Padme (laughing): To find and get rid of the insider threats right Anakin: (stares) Padme (concerned): To get rid of them right