Chayste

I'm 8 months late to this party, but you've definitely made the right choice. 🤤🤤🤤

Oh how special. Even the LAPD horses are fascists. "Stomp the liberal, Sir Clops-a-lot!! Atta boy, do it again!!"

So nice to know our equestrian units are so well trained in the jack-booted arts. 😡😡😡

@fluffygaycow.bsky.social 👅👅👅

*vroom-vroom*

Me: Fuuuuuck this dude is hot ... I gotta like and repost this!!! 🤤🤤🤤

*Fumbles a bit*

Moments later also me: You stupid idiot, you already did -- you're lookin' at your own wall!!!

((Continues to jerk it the whole time tho))

A load that hot def gets my follow (and load as well). 🤤

Mmmmm~ Hey, champ...sorry, heh, Dad's just getting up from his nap, hold on... 💦💦🥴

Your orifices (and the contractor who builds your new toy storage shed) will thank you. 😜😈

Your orifices (and the contractor who builds your new toy shed) will thank you! 😜😈

Look at those gorgeous nails 😈🤤

I'll bring you some more pearls when I get back from my trip. I've been saving 'em up for days! 😈😛

And lo, it has come to pass that Hans Gruber has once again completed his annual pilgrimage down the imposing edifice of Nakatomi Tower to herald glad tidings of this festive season.

"Every time Hans Gruber goes splat, knock off work a little early so you can get yer holiday shit done!!" ~Clarence

My sweet pup brings all the other pups to the yard. Sporting the lovelypearl necklace his bear gave him (...well, the one I gave him *today*). 😈 Happy birthday puppy!! 🥰

I am basically 97% toast.

That would be the Butch (Hartman) body type. 😉

OMG!!! I know BOTH those sluts!!! 🥰😈🤤

I’ve clearly been doing game night all wrong. 😒

Leo, bound.

Deep breaths. We've been trough this before and we made it. Just keep putting one foot in front of the oth...FURRY PORN!! 🤪