People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Is this a Weekend at Bernie's situation right now?

My trans friends are beautiful - panel shows my friend Mar holding his book “Demon Engine”. An arrow points to him saying Artist, Author and Historian. The next panel says “They bring so much love into the world.” Panel shows my friend Reed tossing a D20 in the air. An arrow points to her saying “therapist and amazing dungeon master”. Final panel shows me and my friends holding a trans flag that says “trans rights are human rights”. Meg says “and I proudly stand with them.”

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!!! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Thank you very much.
I'll leave quietly.

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the world's not ready for a Chicagope

Anytime Jerry Seinfeld's stand up comes on and the audience reacts I think, "Don't clap for him." 🙄

“You coming out tonight?” Bro i gotta do the dishes. No.

Love alt text. Sometimes I just don't get the joke until it's written out.

“There’s couples” panel shows a cute couple surrounded by hearts. “There’s best friends” panel shows two best friends making silly faces, surrounding them says “bloop”. “And then there’s couples who are best friends” panel shows Meg and Carson goofing off surrounded by hearts and “bloop”.

just put tariffs on fentanyl, stupid

I can't get enough of your partner's jumpsuit! So awesome.

it's american citizenship, Michael. what could it cost? $5 million?

Knock knock knockin' on Kevin's door 🎶

What Trans women are doing in the bathroom. #lgbtqia

"Michael was the name of the man who brought the war to Marial Bai. It is natural to assume that a war like ours came one day, the crack of thunder and then war, falling hard like rain. But first, Michael, there was a darkening sky." -What is the What? (Dave Eggers)

Meg is wearing a sweater. Carson says “Hold on! Isn’t that my sweater?” Meg says “I think you mean…” camera zooms in on Meg making a silly face “our sweater.”

Our sweater, comrade.

Where's the rabbit ears on this thing?