AL SMITH

Tfw you mismanage your national finances and have to go cap in hand to the illegible mf

All UFOs must approach planet Earth in SINGLE FILE. Every 0.1 light years they have to pass by a crucified alien

I’ve long harboured this fear. Same category: aerials on car bonnets, spike used for receipts on a restaurant bar

Say what you want about Assad but he’s an inspiration to chinless men everywhere

Gm!

Hablo

Drawing up cheap recipes and making a tea

Burnished dampenspike

We all came crawling back

Good God what rate limit does to a man

Good God what rate limit does to a man

Pineapple

Pineapple

Pineapple

Pineapple

Pineapple

Pineapple

Pineapple

I have a brace of them spare that I can’t shift if there’s anyone you want to bring across!

Everything more than ten seconds after the Big Bang was mere bourgeois incrementalism

Trad village but with penicillin, chemotherapy, and a laundrette plugged into a perpetual motion machine

Ok I’ll just follow you that seems risky

Still sporting 10 invite codes and cogitating about who to bring across

Have enjoyed the jubilee of following people who were annoying on the other place

I just turned 30

I’m enjoying refreshing the feed and getting like two posts

One of the joys of mixing colours on the paint palette is casting harsh, Victorian judgements on which hues are good or bad

I’ve met people through social media these last eighteen months that I’ll still want to talk to in twenty years

How to throw fantastic parties With a little help from Russian literature

I wrote something you guys might like! It is a guide to being a good host.

Highly rating hibiscus tea: the first non-tea tea I’ve tried that doesn’t taste like a boiled sweet dissolved in hot water