The Promised LAN
The internet sucks. Build a LAN.
You can read long-form thoughts at notes.pault.ag/tpl/ where I tried to capture as much as I could into one place.
This is on my blog but I was just the one to put keyboard to markdown here. I am exactly one of many. I hope this represents our thoughts well. It definitely represents mine.
16.06.2025 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
We know we can't scale this. We can't even get all our friends on the LAN. I don't know how long that will take -- nevermind letting anyone outside that group in.
However -- this is my call for you to do the same. Build your own LAN. Connect it with friends’ homes. Have fun with computers.
16.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
We’ve grown our own culture and fads - around half of the people on the LAN have thermal receipt printers with open access, for printing out quips or jokes on each other’s counters.
There’s a 3-node IRC network, exotic hardware to gawk at, LAN only email, and even a SIP phone network of redphones.
16.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
We can freely host insecure game servers or one-off side projects without worrying about what someone will do with it.
16.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
In December of 2021, three of us got together and connected our houses together.
The idea is simple - fill the hole we feel is gone from our lives. Build our own always-on 24/7 nonstop LAN party. Build a space that is intrinsically social, even though we’re doing technical things.
16.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
After around 4 years, I wrote down a manifesto for a project a handful of us participate in called "The Promised LAN".
16.06.2025 16:43 — 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
A neuronal growth cone from a bag cell neuron isolated from a giant sea slug (Aplysia californica), photographed through a microscope. Microtubules (cyan) and actin filaments (magenta) are shown. #Science #Biology #CellBiology #Microscopy
19.12.2024 12:53 — 👍 52 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
It depends, maybe! Most direct grid tied setups have inverters that only work when they are connected to a utility grid, and shut down in the absence of one (to solve the same problem of power heading out onto a deactivated grid). Other (usually older) setups have an ATS to disconnect.
19.12.2024 13:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Probably have to install some sort of automated transfer switch/“nanogrid” controller, which disconnects the house from the grid during outages so your power doesn’t travel back onto the grid and electrocute line workers. In our Enphase setup, it’s what they call a “system controller”
19.12.2024 13:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Layer Aleph
Layer Aleph: Crisis Engineering
Crisis Engineering talk by Mikey Dickerson and @weaver.bsky.social at Layer Aleph
us02web.zoom.us/rec/play/qux...
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07.12.2024 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
An American flag with one of the white lines made grey
THE THIN GREY LINE: RETWEET TO SUPPORT INSURANCE COMPANY CEOS SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY AND THE SACRIFICES THESE GREY HAIRED MEN MAKE EVERY DAY FOR THEIR COUNTRY
04.12.2024 15:38 — 👍 844 🔁 143 💬 29 📌 5
ABSOLUTION (2024), @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
28.11.2024 12:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ad rock: IT GOES LIKE THIIIIS
mca: the fourth
mike d: the FIFTH
ad rock: the minor faaaaaaalll
mca and miked: THE MAJOR LIFT
ad rock: the baffled king
mike d: COMPOSING
all three: HALLELUJAH
17.11.2024 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
corn palace, mitchell, south dakota, 1987
corn palace, mitchell, south dakota, 1987
15.11.2024 02:36 — 👍 90 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1
Guys, has anyone posted the YES, MADAM (Corey Yuen, 1985) final fight scene on here yet? Extremely important for the website to run properly.
13.11.2024 10:00 — 👍 4078 🔁 1258 💬 80 📌 134
archive.liveatc.net/ktrk/KTRK-ZO...
“DELTA 2229, We've got a left engine failure, declaring an emergency at this time"
25.10.2024 16:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
has anyone checked those inflatable rats for a union bug
scab-manufactured inflatable animals are a spreading threat
25.10.2024 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
A flight tracker map of Delta 2229 from October 24th, showing the figure-8 like shape of a plane returning to SMF to perform an emergency landing
The high-banked turn immediately after the explosion-like sound, completed while the entire plane was rattling and shaking, was intense.
I calmed down quite a bit once we were aimed back at the airfield, since we relatively high already and another engine failure would leave time for a landing
25.10.2024 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I win the nearly lotto-like odds:
“CFM56 engines are some of the most reliable aircraft engines in use today. […]
It also has an in-flight shutdown (IFSD) rate of 0.003, which is one incident every 333,333 flight hours.”
25.10.2024 14:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Delta Air Lines Boeing 737-900ER Forced To Return To Sacramento After Suffering Engine Issues
The aircraft landed without incident, and no one aboard was injured.
simpleflying.com/delta-air-li...
the “engine issue” was a percussive failure that generated a very loud, explosive “bang” followed by airframe vibration that lasted almost until the aircraft was back on the ground
25.10.2024 14:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A sign, reading in all capital letters:
PERSONS HAVING CURRENTLY ACTIVE DIARRHEA OR WHO HAVE HAD ACTIVE DIARRHEA WITHIN THE PREVIOUS 14 DAYS SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE POOL WATER
pouring one out for the pool diarrhea cop
22.10.2024 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
a dark landscape showing a multicolored aurora over a field. there’s a river in the foreground and mountains in the distance.
aurora 💫✨
#pixelart
21.10.2024 21:34 — 👍 8535 🔁 1863 💬 92 📌 11
incredible artifact
21.10.2024 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I stuck worldwide hippo senasation Moo Deng into the Guild Navigator tank from David Lynch's Dune.
Guild Navigator Moo Deng
04.10.2024 00:43 — 👍 885 🔁 240 💬 12 📌 13
very excited waiting for the first time I read an article about utility battery energy storage systems outside of trade publications where the author talks about capacity in terms of both kW and kWh
today’s not that day, but surely I’ll arrive at the better future soon!
30.09.2024 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Solnit's Paradise Built in Hell drove this home for me. It's always local people in small ephemeral networks who are the real first responders.
30.09.2024 11:38 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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