Slouching Yogi, Season’s Beatings 👊🏾 🎄☃️

My stomach doesn’t have a clock

“They don’t know I have coleslaw in my purse.”

“YES WE DO!”

“IT SMELL LIKE COLESLAW IN HERE!”

Yeah, I looked. It was still pretty high but not $60.

Thank you! 🤣🤣🤣

HELLO!

“CRAKA”

It’s cold out there! I need to re-up on some camis.

Good morning yall 🌅

Make sure you wear an undershirt ✨️

Not bc you’re expecting anything in return.

you should be kind to ppl bc you should be kind.

So my insurance won’t cover the 40% urea cream my derm prescribed for KP. The cash price is 60 bucks! I found some on Walmart (don’t stone me) for $10 and $13. I ordered both. Let’s hope it works!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh yes! I’ll fuck around and then be zooming out of here like a mad woman. 🤣

Girl! Can’t even go braless under a hoodie because your nipples may freeze and fall off 😩

“Blah,” said Toad.

Aww! Good! Glad y’all had a great day!

They need to make private accounts on here lol too many bots. Granted I don’t be taking about about anything anyway but still

This is a recession indicator if I've ever seen one

Exactly. It’s going to be like this until April. 😐😵‍💫😣

Yeah, I have a lot of issues with Jay but he is the GOAT 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ive legit seen that man live 4 times. 2 with 🐝 2 his own concerts. EYE still say he didnt get enough in that elevator BUT ill never deny him being a goat. ☝🏽

Same. I’ll get up and get in the shower in 20 minutes 😂

Thank you again 😊

Girl, I know! It feels like 11 gotdamn degrees here! 🥶

When you remember that these people don’t even deserve the kindess they want just to be able to manipulate people and things you’ll be able to proceed and handle them accordingly

Cover of “The Conjuring of America: Mojos, Mermaids, Medicine, and 400 Years of Black Women’s Magic” by Lindsey Stewart features a Black woman dressed in white with a green snake wrapped around her

@twrksumn.herblkstory.com Hey, sister. Are you familiar with The Conjuring of America by Lindsey Stewart? I was scrolling my library’s events page and she’s doing a book talk my library is hosting virtually. I’ve gotta get this book.

Sick motherfucker. And he was staring into the camera 😖 He’s probably a fucking serial killer

Thank you, thank you! 😊

AND THEY ARE ALWAYS DRY AND UGLY!

Girl, this man on Twitter sent me a video of his uglass jacking off! I looked for his sick ass over here so we could pack him up and out but if he’s here he’s under a different name.