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Disappointing, but solid performances

we have to go back. to warn them.

Screenshot of Bluesky thread. Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees. Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Can you fit a space heater inside? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here. Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM

OK, who narced?

Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays

Also, are they slurpee-ing humans?? #pluribus

Cackled at “enjoy that opinion, relish it, because it may be the last one you ever possess” #pluribus

😂 is it humans?? She had to have seen humans, right??

You are both so very saved and so very fucked 😂

Haunting 😭

Are we not even making our own disinformation? What happened to American manufacturing?

America Is Becoming Dallas Part One: The Lord of Plano.

The most ascendant version of America is, unfortunately, in Dallas. I went there to see our future.
Part one: The megachurch.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/america-is...

The collective in Pluribus has autism.... They have difficulty reading carols social cues

fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files

I was listening to the podcast about the show and the actors were talking about playing happy but not creepy. And I thought he’d be perfect for that part. Next episode there he was! Great scene

Albuquerque Mayor Tim Keller playing himself in the latest episode of Pluribus.

Fun non-spoilery Pluribus detail - this is actually the mayor of Albuquerque

I love it when everybody is talking about something horrifying but no sign of the source is on my feed, it's like using the gravity of unseen objects to make speculation about bodies in space

screenshot of my popular with friends feed that shows a wall of skeets from people who are having a strong reaction to something that someone called ryan lizza did. it seems like it must have been unpleasant

good morning, logging on to catch up on what i missed on a serene autumn saturday morning

LA’s birding community reacts to Hallmark’s birder romcom: ‘They really blew it’ In an attempt to expand their seasonal offerings outside of Christmas, Hallmark may have inadvertently tapped into a deeper tension birders feel about portrayals of ornithology.

Ok timeline cleanse after reading too much about the worst people laist.com/news/los-ang...

What is happening lmao

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

"Quiet piggy" makes sense when told through this lens

Someone robbing the Louvre with nothing but chainsaws, a ladder, and parallel parking was not on my 2025 bingo card

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Okay Bluesky, I need more book recommendations. This time they need to be things I can get as ebooks on Libby without a hold.

Faves from the last batch: You Dreamed of Empires, Future Home of the Living God (Louise Erdrich remains criminally under-stanned imo), Sea of Poppies but not its sequels.

A timeline in which I have to rally behind Jimmy Kimmel.

Dark times, indeed.

While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.

alright bet let's kick it off ...

NOAA just announced a long list of datasets that are going away🧪⚒️🌊: www.nesdis.noaa.gov/about/docume...
Download what you need asap and send comments to: ncei.info@noaa.gov