Floral

as if that's not the point?

soft girl soft girl soft girl

machina mori

A man swims in the water and sees a shark fin. He lifts it out and finds it's just a disembnodied fin. He comments "oh it's only a fin." The fin spontaneously grows a mouth with sharp teeth and bites the mans face in an explosion of gore.

me, in bed with stomach flu, delirious, aloud: “oh no I’m going to cry about everything”

advice to young writers:

- begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]"
- begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]"
- end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes."
- 4 blank lines between paragraphs

Blogging, a once respected profession, has been brought low by the advent of the internet.

being pretty is beneficial to your kill/death ratio

craving radioactive soup

the most noble profession is, of course, the humble nuclear power plant inspector

She is awake.

sorry I refuse to believe that "untagged porn" is a real problem on the bitchmade autonanny website that tags the creation of adam, yes the one on the sistine chapel, as "adult content"

we’re doing it folks. we’re posting

i just want headphone jacks back... please... i miss the sensual nature of wires that connect the machine to my flesh

china has infiltrated our burgers with gay marriage

Please fluorescent posters that under UV light or black light would glow in unearthly use we're very popular back in the 70s and this one is a view from floor level of a gigantic Frankenstein's monster hang broken out of its chains stomping towards you and reaching down at you

Frankenstein blacklight poster - Nate Owens, 1975

when will we have the first TMA pope?

more Hitomi WIP
(she/her)

mostly i work on a web serial called ARBITER, which you might like if you're a fan of the 4th matrix movie. it's about aliens finding some stuff, the mortifying ordeal of being known, and my own blatant disrespect for copyright law. you can read it at wordsmith.social/arbiter/

"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.

they should make a type of orange juice that's actually good

beautiful women are calling me "a real piece of work" which, due to my pro-labour outlook, i take to mean i am awesome

This app can destroy your root chakra. if you want it to

it just makes sense

*clumsily holding a pile of wet slop* hey does anyone want these eggs? what kind...? uh, normal ones...

I've heard there was a secret KORG that David played and it pleased the Lord

i need to be more obnoxiously trans

sneep snorp