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She/They Please don't take me seriously. I put literally 0.2 seconds of thought into every skeet.

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Its the remix to ignition
Hot and spicy mcchicken

23.09.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My fiancee will marry me but is nervous about linking our steam libraries

21.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pinkalicious and 700+ other titles removed from Lamar Consolidated ISD, near Houston No - this is not the latest satirical headline at The Onion. This is reality for the 49,000+ students who attend LCISD schools.

No - this is not the latest satirical headline at @theonion.com This is reality for the 49,000+ students who attend Lamar Consolidated ISD schools.

www.txftrp.org/pinkalicious...

18.09.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12
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Stamp Encore β€” Stamps Forever Vote for the stamp you want to bring back!

You all should vote on what stamp set the USPS brings back for another round: stampsforever.com/vote

07.09.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't legally censor consensual "porn" without simultaneously creating the mechanism for the censorship of books and movies and education and activism and mutual aid.

The access we have to resources today β€”Β repro rights, LGBTQ+, sex edβ€”Β is directly tied to the legalizing of 'porn'

06.09.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1302    πŸ” 475    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10

Pop culture was more fun when everyone was on coke instead of ketamine

05.09.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love punks and goths and freaks and weirdos

03.09.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My home Internet went kersplat, and I raced to the library for its wifi and ample table outlets for my work laptop. I worked for five hours straight.
LIBRARIES.
They have been there for me all my life.

28.08.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4855    πŸ” 472    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 27
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D&D 30 Question Challenge: #17.1 – Favorite Monstrous Animal I am assuming that this question is referring to creatures classified under the term β€œMonstrosity” in the Monster Manual (the 2014 version, as that is what I have on hand). Furthermore,…

This week's post ended up getting split into three related posts, all tying into some of my favorite monstrosities.

The first broadly covers monstrous animals (mostly mammals with one, technically amorphous being).

tavernstories.home.blog/2025/08/28/d...

28.08.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like every theatre person I know has somehow ended up working with children. What is that?

28.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The Toxic Avenger’ Partners With Undue Medical Debt to Erase at Least $5 Million in Medical Debt It’s the final week of marketing and promotion for The Toxic Avenger, and the teams here at Cineverse and Bloody Disgusting have decided to do something a little different. Rather than spending the re...

We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most.

Learn more:

27.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7492    πŸ” 2596    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 313

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

19.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8540    πŸ” 2528    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 78

Update: turns out im not an mcr fan, just a fan of the long live the black parade tour (act 1 only lol)

11.08.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I went my entire emo phase having only fallen for the song Black Parade but I can feel my hands itching for my camo pants and raccoon liner 😭

11.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit this artsy little concert lore thing is gonna take me on an mcr deep dive 😫

11.08.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The lizard meme is enchanting me in a way nothing has since cupcakke remixes and berries and cream.

07.08.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My target audience is really responding well to my miss piggy skeet

31.07.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Miss Piggy as Elizabeth would have some WORDS for Mr. Darcy.

31.07.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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D&D 30 Question Challenge: #12 – Favorite Dungeon Type/Location In general, in the main games I played in, we didn’t have many prolonged β€œDungeon Crawls”, i.e., extended periods of exploring and pluming the depths of a dungeon. Most of our com…

I have been away for a while - the joys of life. And as I felt I owed those who are reading a bit of a catch-up on my publishing, and these questions all felt a bit short in their answers, I have decided to go with three this time around.

First:
tavernstories.home.blog/2025/07/28/d...

29.07.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nicholas Cage should play Stephen King in a biopic

29.07.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brother: Cthulu is supposed to be so crazy and huge that just seeing him would drive you completely insane.

My mom: πŸ˜₯ So he has to live alone?

28.07.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent ICE response guide for academic library workers from the Library Freedom Project. Includes proactive defense prep as well as rapid response. Please RT, library friends. libraryfreedom.org/wp-content/u...

23.07.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Today I had to explain to a younger coworker why I kept calling Tinky Winky gay.

Quick, I need someone over 30 to say something cringe so I can bully them for being old!

23.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trixie & Katya, The Bride of Frankenstein, and Lady Gaga are my big 3 "if I ever met them I'd actually piss my pants" celebs

22.07.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR, ASHLEY KACHADORIAN!!!

22.07.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 105 pounds. I think I know how to mix x-lax into a fucking drink.

22.07.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bridget Tice is so real

22.07.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Idk mom, why don't you ask the bread loaf thats baking in my vagina? Get me some god damn monistat!"

22.07.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is that a fucking gremlin?"

"No, im a third grader!"

22.07.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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