Melanie Highlander

Looks like something else on that couch could use some arranging 🤔

Oh noes

I feel that

Something lesbian this way comes.

We are not doing okay but thank you 💗

let people enjoy video games, on whatever console or platform they want. why are we arguing over this in 2026

*Me telling a friend that I now have both a trans husband and a trans girlfriend*

Him: So is that like…. bisexual with more steps?

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Would love to see some duets with other performers at your live show in Boston this March 🙏🏻 😩

This season of #SisterWives has been so dragged out and this tell all has felt the same way. It easily could’ve been one episode. 🙄

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Then honey I’ve got news for you…

Because it’s delicious

sorry I can't come to work my cat needs his widdle cheeks kissed 🐱💋

I blame The Traitors. Every breakfast people seem to be asking about it.

Got a 4k on chaos shuffle playing The Executioner for the first time. Hell yeah. #DeadbyDaylight

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I realized earlier this week that I cannot juggle the bs of my current job w/ my partner’s mental health crisis so I’m simultaneously frantically applying for other positions after impulsively giving my two weeks without something lined up & also trying to keep us both fed and cared for at home 🙃

Not to be a downer, but our current president was impeached multiple times, yes? So this seems pointless to me.

there should be a restaurant where you can just get broth to go for when you’re sick. like, really good broth.

I do my best, but sometimes my best is busted

bed did bed but coffee didn’t coffee so brain is not braining but chair is chairing

Had 2 meltdowns during conversations w/ my boss today. This job isn’t the right fit for me. Back to the pizza chain I go. 🙃

Momo the orange cat and Emmy the black cat cuddling. Momos tail is wrapped around emmys head and chest

The way these boys find cute ways to cuddle makes my heart explode 💖💖

No one is asking you to pretend. And it’s okay for your kids to see you falling apart.

Make no mistake: I don't play about the transgender community.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny. Point blank period.

You have a problem with them, you have a problem with me. And if you think I'm bluffing, fuck around and find out.

This spring is gonna be goooooodddd
😩🤌🏻

Gosh I’d want for nothing

I'm tired of things costing money, I need things to cost cat hair