Noor

Oh my creaky knees 😩

Patrick’s Raisinetes getting stuck is an act of kindness.

Oh that’s rogue. Why are they even in the vending machine 😩😩

She was going to attach it to an email. That’s probably why she never got a call back, Nelly couldn’t open the attachment.

I would have!

PS. I can never ever unsee the excel spreadsheet text message, was it an attachment? I have so many questions for Kelly Rowland.

Peppa Pig yes, otherwise no.

I love Mondays.

My cat says hi 🐾

No more period pain 😩

Scrolling What’s Hot and I see all these Happy Mother’s Day posts, super disorienting because we celebrate Mother’s Day in March.

I couldn’t find my cat yesterday, just heard the tinkle of his bell every so often. Found him asleep in my niece’s baby bouncer curled up just like that.

Love a Sunday lie-in 😴 Especially after tossing and turning last night wondering how I missed the existence of Animorphs.

Tiktok is like a rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland, I have carpal tunnel syndrome thanks to my fun-seeking marathons 😩

In a nutshell. 🙅🏻‍♀️

It must do since the Universe is blessing you all with balmy breezes and us with arctic freezes.

Uranus.

10/10 for the choice of bread. Minus 3 for skimping on the peanut butter and disqualified for that pizza plate 🤯

The Universe IS cold and meaningless, at least in London, where we are still waiting for Spring and it’s mid May 😩😭

Sounds good except the part where they don’t know how they’re going to make it happen. Maybe impose higher taxes on guns and ammunition across every state?

Didn’t think of it like that, dark mode just matches everything else, my mood, my energy, my humour and the contents of my wardrobe.

A grey Saturday well spent, a bit of DIY and a takeaway.

When I say a bit of DIY, I’ve abandoned the project.

Kermit for sure, based on the meme more than the muppets 🐸☕️

Day 1. Hello Bluesky!

Love an invite only app, thanks @eyeshuuh.bsky.social 🫶🏼