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Tonight an admirer described me as “dollar store pedro pascal”, which is possibly an improvement over what the cable car operators used to know me as: “discount jc chasez”… actually, I’ll take both ❤️💸

Life’s a show. Every day’s an episode. Mama!

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I would describe my cat as regal, in the sense that he’s a former military captain who seized power in a bloodless anti-monarchist coup and now rules his obscure petrostate as an eccentric god-emperor surrounded by a massive personality cult.

Secretly goated flavor combination: peach and lime. The sweet and sour balance out, and they both have floral notes that pair very well 🙂‍↕️

The cat fell asleep during this week’s episode of drag race. And I keep telling him to wake up – I’m into it, it’s good actually. But I get it, this is where we’re at, 17 seasons, etc., and he’s homophobic. He’s just charming enough with it, usually. Tonight?… we’ll see, won’t we. We’ll just see.

Wait all of a sudden I have a bunch of exciting travel coming up, this is exciting…

The dermatologist said that my legs have shockingly little sun damage. I said thanks, it’s due to my sedentary lifestyle.

Gonna become a bongo drum savant

padma lakshmi is everything

He knows that his cat body is tea

hey bluesky (pronounced like brewski)

Posthog has data warehouse

Doctor says I have “brainrot”.

We got a pint of “Extreme Moose Tracks” ice cream, and I’ve been afraid to try it because… isn’t that moose diarrhea?

One of the first parables we were taught as children in the Catholic faith was that of the Good Samaritan, who helps a Jew in need despite the animosity between their peoples.

Like Satan, Vance twists the word of God to goad us into sin and hate.

We saw you from across the bar, and we hate your vibe. You should leave.

Boooo worrisome blood test results. We don’t like you. Get out of here, worrisome blood test results. 😖

And I would be pup sketti 🙂‍↕️

Anybody else getting these ads? No? Just me?

Figs are good

Highly considering this purchase for my home.

Is it weird to be good at your job but hate your job?

That one U2 album is still on my iPhone…

A good sandwich really turns the day around

The theme song from “Rawhide” is such a damn bop

Spanakopita… hmmmmm

It’s really wild how some people feel permitted to just be complete assholes…

thank you, sir. for the nugget.

i been real bad daddy 🥺