@thefuncooker.bsky.social
Sr Director of Creative Ops. I make people who make ads do things. Gen X, mom, dem. Unapologetic 30 Rock fan. Life-long advocate of #TheU. San Antonio dweller. ππππ
Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please donβt share it widely
Thank you for your attention to this matter
Apparently, they donβt hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.
14.10.2025 12:18 β π 14184 π 3982 π¬ 383 π 126I canβt help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.
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14.10.2025 03:35 β π 10727 π 4851 π¬ 441 π 269I donβt understand why we need a βColumbus Dayβ when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isnβt theirs all year round.
13.10.2025 11:25 β π 10609 π 2435 π¬ 277 π 135A joy to behold
13.10.2025 22:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if all the people braying about the "war on Christianity" might raise some objections if it were a *Democratic* administration who had its armed thugs shooting priests in the head with pepper balls and waiting outside Catholic Churches to disappear parishioners?
13.10.2025 20:15 β π 3131 π 890 π¬ 69 π 22Itβs a joy wrecker
13.10.2025 22:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs how you do it
13.10.2025 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leave my half and half alone
13.10.2025 22:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop
13.10.2025 03:12 β π 5246 π 458 π¬ 596 π 214blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada
13.10.2025 00:11 β π 5796 π 1501 π¬ 495 π 83Job market is a nightmare
13.10.2025 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βI spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.β - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
12.10.2025 12:01 β π 11821 π 6116 π¬ 345 π 344the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
13.10.2025 01:01 β π 21370 π 5554 π¬ 575 π 195The reason Mike Johnson is able to keep the House closed and not pass bills to pay the military or fund the government is because Trump is going to circumvent congress and illegally steal that money from other government programs. All to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
12.10.2025 16:40 β π 5212 π 1865 π¬ 169 π 57This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.
12.10.2025 13:58 β π 20592 π 6628 π¬ 1359 π 460Pritzker: "You just heard a tidal wave of lies from the VP. It's a bit shocking. And you heard over & over him just making things up. There's a reason why the judge here in federal court said that they admin lacks credibility and why even the Nobel committee chair said the admin lacks integrity."
12.10.2025 15:36 β π 29569 π 8999 π¬ 564 π 278Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?
12.10.2025 15:05 β π 12529 π 3859 π¬ 283 π 244Imagine that
11.10.2025 13:48 β π 22193 π 9243 π¬ 998 π 662Heβs too busy repainting our rainbow sidewalks forβ¦reasonsβ¦.
11.10.2025 12:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
11.10.2025 02:10 β π 15389 π 8475 π¬ 859 π 1123in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
11.10.2025 04:58 β π 17604 π 2433 π¬ 276 π 93Nothing says βAmerica Firstβ like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
10.10.2025 14:57 β π 19261 π 7615 π¬ 3465 π 1755Guy who is zip-tying American children and shooting pastors on the head with pepper balls wants Peace Prize.
10.10.2025 13:45 β π 11126 π 3320 π¬ 487 π 147I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.
A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.
Itβs not some organized group
10.10.2025 15:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hereβs an angle for a journalist looking for a fresh take on the White House βAntifaβ roundtable β most of the people who participated are employed by or have a direct financial connection to Turning Point USA. I think thatβs pretty telling, no?
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