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Paul L’Astname

@thefuncooker.bsky.social

Sr Director of Creative Ops. I make people who make ads do things. Gen X, mom, dem. Unapologetic 30 Rock fan. Life-long advocate of #TheU. San Antonio dweller. πŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸŒŠπŸ’™

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14.10.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 13039    πŸ” 5938    πŸ’¬ 568    πŸ“Œ 533
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Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter

14.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10821    πŸ” 4952    πŸ’¬ 1512    πŸ“Œ 558

Apparently, they don’t hand out a Nobel Peace Prize to those who negotiated a ceasefire they had sabotaged a year ago just to get elected.

14.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14184    πŸ” 3982    πŸ’¬ 383    πŸ“Œ 126

I can’t help but think today about how many young people were savaged on social media, branded as anti-semites and abandoned by their schools for daring to call for a ceasefire. I remember saying that it was the first time I can remember that calling for ceasefire was regarded as a hostile demand.

14.10.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10927    πŸ” 2254    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 116
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

14.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10727    πŸ” 4851    πŸ’¬ 441    πŸ“Œ 269

I don’t understand why we need a β€œColumbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

13.10.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10609    πŸ” 2435    πŸ’¬ 277    πŸ“Œ 135

A joy to behold

13.10.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if all the people braying about the "war on Christianity" might raise some objections if it were a *Democratic* administration who had its armed thugs shooting priests in the head with pepper balls and waiting outside Catholic Churches to disappear parishioners?

13.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3131    πŸ” 890    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 22

It’s a joy wrecker

13.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s how you do it

13.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leave my half and half alone

13.10.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

13.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5246    πŸ” 458    πŸ’¬ 596    πŸ“Œ 214
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blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada

13.10.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5796    πŸ” 1501    πŸ’¬ 495    πŸ“Œ 83

Job market is a nightmare

13.10.2025 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason. Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.

β€œI spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

12.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11821    πŸ” 6116    πŸ’¬ 345    πŸ“Œ 344

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

13.10.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21370    πŸ” 5554    πŸ’¬ 575    πŸ“Œ 195

The reason Mike Johnson is able to keep the House closed and not pass bills to pay the military or fund the government is because Trump is going to circumvent congress and illegally steal that money from other government programs. All to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

12.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5212    πŸ” 1865    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 57
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This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.

12.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 20592    πŸ” 6628    πŸ’¬ 1359    πŸ“Œ 460
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Pritzker: "You just heard a tidal wave of lies from the VP. It's a bit shocking. And you heard over & over him just making things up. There's a reason why the judge here in federal court said that they admin lacks credibility and why even the Nobel committee chair said the admin lacks integrity."

12.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 29569    πŸ” 8999    πŸ’¬ 564    πŸ“Œ 278
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Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, I'm no expert on cognitive illnesses, but it feels a bit detached from reality for a sitting POTUS to forget that he was in power during an attack on the U.S. Capitol, doesn't it? Do you know anyone in journalism with experience covering dementia-like symptoms?

12.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12529    πŸ” 3859    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 244
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Imagine that

11.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 22193    πŸ” 9243    πŸ’¬ 998    πŸ“Œ 662

He’s too busy repainting our rainbow sidewalks for…reasons….

11.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

11.10.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 15389    πŸ” 8475    πŸ’¬ 859    πŸ“Œ 1123

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

11.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17604    πŸ” 2433    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 93
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Nothing says β€œAmerica First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho

10.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 19261    πŸ” 7615    πŸ’¬ 3465    πŸ“Œ 1755

Guy who is zip-tying American children and shooting pastors on the head with pepper balls wants Peace Prize.

10.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11126    πŸ” 3320    πŸ’¬ 487    πŸ“Œ 147
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I'm at the scene where ICE abducted multiple people from Lincoln and Foster this morning.

A WGN producer was among the people taken, allegedly because she was among a group of bystanders who tried to intervene. ICE agents hit this car while making their getaway.

10.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5571    πŸ” 2930    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 252

It’s not some organized group

10.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s an angle for a journalist looking for a fresh take on the White House β€œAntifa” roundtable β€” most of the people who participated are employed by or have a direct financial connection to Turning Point USA. I think that’s pretty telling, no?

08.10.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4019    πŸ” 1093    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 33

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