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Sr Director of Creative Ops. I make people who make ads do things. Gen X, mom, dem. Unapologetic 30 Rock fan. Life-long advocate of #TheU. San Antonio dweller. ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’™

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Lawmakers say some Epstein files remain redacted despite DOJ's pledge Reps. Jamie Raskin and Jared Moskowitz told reporters key documents retained redactions despite the DOJ's pledge that members of Congress could view the full files.

Breaking MS NOW:

Some of the Epstein docs the DOJ invited members of Congress to viewย are STILLย redacted, despite promises otherwise.

Raskin says DOJ's reading room has just four computers. It would take seven years to get through the files in the current conditions established by the DOJ.

09.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8897    ๐Ÿ” 4006    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 444    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183
09.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21232    ๐Ÿ” 5565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 381    ๐Ÿ“Œ 146

Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics

Good times.

08.02.2026 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19651    ๐Ÿ” 2249    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 657    ๐Ÿ“Œ 135
What do you say to those who claim youโ€™re not American?

I understand itโ€™s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.

What do you say to those who claim youโ€™re not American? I understand itโ€™s confusing to encounter an American who can speak two different languages.

The Onionโ€™s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/

08.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7870    ๐Ÿ” 1340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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โ€˜Mysteriously disappearedโ€™: DOJ Epstein prosecution memo vanishes after press inquiry - NewsBreak An 86-page Justice Department prosecution memo that included details on โ€œpotential co-conspiratorsโ€ of Jeffrey Epstein โ€œmysteriously disappearedโ€ from the

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT A CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING ...

IT'S THE REPUBLIKKKLAN PARTY!!

An 86 pg DOJ prosecution memo that INCLUDED DETAILS ON โ€œPOTENTIAL CO-CONSPIRATORSโ€ of Jeffrey Epstein โ€œMYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEAREDโ€ from the DOJโ€™s website after the agency was asked about the document by a reporter

08.02.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12454    ๐Ÿ” 5066    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 534    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217

Around the world, politicians and businessmen are resigning from their positions because of the Epstein Files.

Except in the United States.

Here: Zero shame, zero consequences.

We need resignations, investigations, impeachments, and punishments now. Should have been years ago.

08.02.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8760    ๐Ÿ” 2967    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 336    ๐Ÿ“Œ 123
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Perfect

08.02.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20426    ๐Ÿ” 6003    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 853    ๐Ÿ“Œ 411
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so the governmentโ€™s been sitting on these files without arresting anyone because all their biggest donors are in it huh

31.01.2026 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11960    ๐Ÿ” 2737    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 342    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132

If the president cannot be sued while in office, then the president should not be able to file suit while in office. Fair is fair.

30.01.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17734    ๐Ÿ” 3605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 347    ๐Ÿ“Œ 167

The host state doesnโ€™t want them there.

28.01.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itโ€™s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97378    ๐Ÿ” 40973    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4312    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5383
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Does this mean Texas gets invaded now? Or is that only after intrepid reporter Nick Shirley gets a scoop?

www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...

27.01.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16777    ๐Ÿ” 6316    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 831    ๐Ÿ“Œ 358
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Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, โ€œThis is a preschool! Thereโ€™s kids here!โ€

27.01.2026 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7795    ๐Ÿ” 4187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 486    ๐Ÿ“Œ 928
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I guess he just got lucky.

27.01.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20585    ๐Ÿ” 8566    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1512    ๐Ÿ“Œ 779

He already wasn't going to hold elections. Yes, it's more obvious now, but it was always true. He was obsessed with his vote counts, insisted they rigged every election and already tried to overturn the results once. There aren't gonna be elections

26.01.2026 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3404    ๐Ÿ” 795    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 534    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Needless to say that Renee Good and Alex Pretti will go down as heroes here in Minnesota and nationally, their names synonymous with sacrifice and caring for vulnerable neighbors even at the risk of your own life. And hopefully no more innocent lives are lost.

26.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28973    ๐Ÿ” 5570    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 693    ๐Ÿ“Œ 176
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F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns

Breaking NYT:

The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.

23.01.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17663    ๐Ÿ” 7688    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 532    ๐Ÿ“Œ 417

You should be able to leave work early if you donโ€™t recognize the world you live in anymore

23.01.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 398    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Independent autopsy in ICE shooting death of Renee Good released by law firm in civil investigation The results of an independent autopsy for Renee Good have been released as part of a law firm's civil investigation, two weeks after she was shot and killed by a federal agent in Minneapolis.

I've been waiting for this.

Independent autopsy of Renee Good is in. It's strong evidence against Agent Ross, given what it means about the second or third shot through the left-side window.

It's the second and third shots that make the easiest criminal case of a willful killing.

22.01.2026 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9846    ๐Ÿ” 3998    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 268    ๐Ÿ“Œ 191
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SEEING IS BELIEVING

DHS claims the car being chased rammed the ICE vehicle. The video shows the opposite.

๐Ÿ“Œ A father and son, a US citizen, are chased. The teen is beaten and seriously injured. The father is deported.

DHS lied. The video tells the truth. Excellent reporting by Antonia Hylton.

22.01.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16389    ๐Ÿ” 9065    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 672    ๐Ÿ“Œ 658
A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

A masked ICE officials with a 5 year old child

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

22.01.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25651    ๐Ÿ” 12143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1422    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1220
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The is not a new deal - this is Trump surrendering. For now. They have always said that the US & NATO is free to do what it wants in Greenland from a military perspective. Trump said that wasnโ€™t good enough because he needs the US to โ€œownโ€ it. So this is simply Trump backing down

21.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4534    ๐Ÿ” 1212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 736    ๐Ÿ“Œ 222
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Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."

21.01.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27043    ๐Ÿ” 7224    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 519    ๐Ÿ“Œ 311
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Zelenskyy and Trump to meet later today to discuss Ukraine war โ€“ Europe live US president confirms meeting and says he is โ€˜dealing with president Putin and he wants to make a dealโ€™

The Guuardian's running fact-check of Trump's Davos remarks is essential viewing. He hardly utters a sentence that isn't an easily verifiable lie. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

21.01.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 511    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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I flew down to south Texas today to do my job - investigate why people are dying in ICE detention centers.

I was just illegally denied entry to Dilley Detention Center. Because they have something to hide.

20.01.2026 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26903    ๐Ÿ” 9862    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1341    ๐Ÿ“Œ 442
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Federal agents are pulling over off duty cops based on the color of their skin.

This is not a serious operation to enforce immigration law. Itโ€™s a performative show of force and itโ€™s gotten way out of hand.

20.01.2026 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23728    ๐Ÿ” 8826    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1182    ๐Ÿ“Œ 503
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โ€œMy preciousโ€ฆโ€

20.01.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6069    ๐Ÿ” 2380    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 321    ๐Ÿ“Œ 217

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social, are you watching this press conference? Would you happen to know any journalists with experience in writing about cognitive health?

20.01.2026 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3793    ๐Ÿ” 733    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

All that because they donโ€™t like gay folks.

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