Brendan

That’s cause they’re all too small now for this phat ass

I have not! Haha. All of my money lately has gone to taxes or bills

Those are cute!! And reminds me I’m due to get some new undies haha

Lolol big same. And I am petty af so I will keep that grudge for centuries. Like oh you slighted me 400 years ago? Well I have nukes now bitch

In my current game tho, I’m using him as an ally so he goes to war with Xerxes and then I’m gonna betray him, invade him and teach this lil bitch a lesson

A screenshot of Napoleon Bonaparte in Civilization 7

Every Civ game I played, I end up having a rival and so far in 7 it’s been this fucker. He’s somehow in every one of my games, always starts near me and tries to forward settle me and I’m SICK of it

This is basically my same experience/feelings. It feels like every Dem presidential nom over the past decade has not actually been popular enough to earn the nom

This makes a lot of sense bc I do feel like I am much more politically aware than most of the voters in my family & I don’t fall for the basic talking points every candidate uses

Come to think of it, majority of all elections I’ve voted in I’ve begrudgingly voted for someone. I think there’s only been like 1 or 2 candidates I’ve actually been excited about

Curious if there’s any historical context to the whole “you have to pick the lesser of two evils” thing cause when I talk to people older than me, it seems they generally were excited about who they voted for for president whereas I have never had that feeling lol

I feel sooo bad for him some days cause it really is so tough!

I know nothing about these men or this show but this was me reading this headline

a man in a hospital gown is looking at himself in a mirror and says `` stop '' . ALT: a man in a hospital gown is looking at himself in a mirror and says `` stop '' .

My husband is currently grooming a dog that keeps shitting so he has to keep cleaning it and the dog and I’m trying to be supportive cause that sounds awful to deal with but I’m weak and sending him gifs instead of

Ma’am..

The chosen undead arriving back in Anor Londo:

Maybe I didn’t think you’d catch a TS reference haha

It’s a Taylor swift reference haha

Just another Monday morning stuck in an endless February

I know this but every time I watch Frasier I have the “this show is so fucking gay” (lovingly) realization and I think that’s so funny

For 20$ you can get both on switch! I’ve never played the original so I’m hype

Found out Portal 2 is on the switch and I am hyyyype cause my husbands never played it

Two iconic albums 🙂‍↕️

And she wants to be often! Haha

She’s crazy don’t get me wrong but she is also the absolute sweeeetest when she wants to be haha

They deserve it with how annoying they can be themselves! Haha

Maybe they’re waiting for someone

Ramona was sitting with my husband! Haha

I love all their names and mogs!

Friday night dad vibes

Let's see those #Warbands going into Midnight 🌑