Neil

I used to be pretty resentful of my genetics that I had everywhere except for where I wanted it (on my head) but I've grown to love it and get decent feedback!

My parents attended and brought me back a baseball hat with this diva…one of my fav posessions

Belgians really lucked out by being so unmemorable because if they got the heat they deserve…

Nature or nurture?

Martin in the streets, Chris in the sheets

Bravo's liability insurance premium for Summerhouse must be astronomical

SAME…also, “contrarian.”

I think it’s high time consumers treat companies and shareholders with the same contempt that they treat us with

Was very surprised to learn I had one connection (ugh) on LinkedIn who works at Palantir. Now I have zero 🥰

I met Siobhan through a mutual friend and at a wedding a few years ago, we talked a tiny bit about what covering Ukraine was like. The fact that she has risked her life for her paper and dedication to journalism and this is the thanks she gets? Fuuuuuck WaPo

If you ever bring up the McDonald’s coffee plaintiff as an example of Americans being overly litigious I have no choice but to assume you are corporate shill bootlicker

I hate it when my actions have consequences (got lazy and made instant ramen for dinner and now my tummy is destroyed and I have to take a sick day)

Went on a long-ass walk with some friends yesterday. I love you, San Francisco.

Discovering Supermodel as a 6-year-old while watching Clueless with my cousin, Brooke, might have been the most impactful moment of my life

MAURA

One of the great benefits of having a hippie mom lmao

I thought the trailer showed a lot of promise! And, honestly, if we have to endure someone from Made in Chelsea, I'm glad it's Mark-Francis lol

They offer whitewashed coverage of Trump, who praises the man who ordered the man who ordered the killing of their employee and bragged about how he could have gotten one of their other employees released from Russian detainment but didn’t feel like it…frankly, they had this coming.

The first six episodes have been a JOURNEY and Candiace truly shines!

Watched the trailer for the Netflix ANTM doc series and for some reason I feel like it can only end with Tyra confessing murder to herself a la Robert Durst in The Jinx

Like, love her but she’s a lady with multiple DUI’s not a CIA whistleblower like let’s be serious here

I enjoy Karen Huger as much as anyone and I think it’s fine if she comes back to RHOP but there’s something about the 20/20 sit down with Andy that makes me feel icky

And not the biggest issue with this clown but his makeup also looks like shit. Like, girl...

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.

This feels so reminiscent of Putin’s excuses to invade Abkhazia and South Ossetia in a way that is unsurprising but also pretty scary

To be fair to her, she was completely unfamiliar with him and changed her tune like minutes later and I appreciate her manifesting a hot man for me…just not that one lolol

Send this to ur enemies

Still reeling from this text from a well-meaning friend who had only gotten a few minutes into Traitors…like, please no you don’t 😳

This sounds completely made up but I went to high school with the heiress to the Sbarro fortune (sadly not named Pizzarina irl) and she was very nice!