Cowabunga Caps

Hey bro can I nuzzle you for a few hours

Today would be the perfect day to announce group chats on here

when I get added to a national security group chat:

ah yes, the "traditionalists," who somehow find all sorts of precedent they really can't abide. a paradox*!

*not a paradox they don't give a shit about precedent

they are robbing you

Tobias from the Animorphs book series turning into his hawk form

me leaving the party without saying goodbye to anyone

I don't think Harvard should actually tolerate having a constitutional law professor who thinks dictatorship is justified by divine right or whatever. Seems like that makes a mockery of constitutional law, idk

[imagining an irish person] no, no, too ethnic. make them less irish. [imagining a slightly less irish person] good. now i am going to commit war crimes

Screen shot of Netflix pause screen. A young woman in a white sleeveless top stares out with a grim expression on her face. Text reads: “Are you still watching The End of the F***king World? Press play to continue watching.”

Me, every time someone posts something news related

"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?

margaret thatcher's

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

Hi, are you working in the video game industry in a chiefly creative capacity (artist, writer, designer, etc)? Is your boss/company trying to foist AI on you against you or your team's wishes? If so I'd love to chat. lukeATaftermathDOTsite, or a DM here if you prefer, thanks!

slapping an "I'm not a nazi" sticker on the nazimobile i bought from the nazi dealership owned by that prominent nazi

the US: China is trying to debt trap african countries!! theyre evil!!

also the US: so, those bombs i used to kill you, those weren't free you know? im sending u a bill

GOP lawmakers pass bill allowing child genital exams without parental consent - LGBTQ Nation And that was actually an improvement over a previous version of the bill.

Republicans in West Virginia passed a bill that would allow health care providers to “visually or physically examine a minor child” for the purpose of identifying their “biological sex” without the “consent of the child’s parent, guardian, or custodian.”

www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/03/gop-...

i want to emphasize just how much of a problem teslas being littered with cameras is with police being able to get access to video from those cars if they're in a vicinity of a crime. i warn anyone wanting to vandalize a tesla just make sure you are on high alert and keep your face covered.

A quick post-cruise refresher from me before I do any serious delving into any particular current events:

Fuck fascists
Fuck -phobes
Fuck wealthy sociopaths
Fuck immigrant-haters
Fuck sexists
Fuck anyone who wants to invade Canada and/or Mexico
Fuck vaccine deniers
Fuck this administration
Etc, etc

trump, elon musk, and everyone in his administration is a dictator, not sure how else to put it anymore. free speech is blatantly being demolished

ICE arrests Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests Mahmoud Khalil was inside his university-owned apartment Saturday night when several Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents entered and took him into custody.

This is illegal, and it endangers the rights of all Americans.

In this country, people must be free to express their views — left or right, popular or unpopular — without being detained or punished by the government.

Look, folks, this is it. The entire ballgame. Either we're a Republic of laws & the Constitution, or we have a dictator. This is fascism, & the impeachment vote should be happening today. Every single university president in the country should be out, in front of microphones, condemning this.

Slutty MAR10 is still possible if people want it bad enough

you wouldnt impregnate a jpeg

I dreamed that one of you blocked me last night and now I know how Jesus felt at the last supper