Jenny Barnes

@dansavage.bsky.social and the Savage Lovecast has been keeping me company while I train for my first marathon. Advice and conversations on pegging, poppers, and medieval furries are getting me through my long runs.

Why do some people have such an easy time making the dumbest claims imaginable, but I have to find justification that I'm allowed to form opinions like, "deciding it's god's plan that children can be terrorized by horrendous immigration policy is about as far from god as one can get."

I hate that all of this weighs on me, but it does. It never had to be this way, and I'm mad.

Sometimes I think I’ve found god because I see the godlessness that bleeds from this administration.

I love a New Year's Resolution Abandon your cynicism for a moment and give in to self-improvement season.

All hail Resolution Season.

I, personally, invite the reclamation of cringe. I’m too annoying to be cool and for it, I am free.

“Use her like a celebrity juicer” was absolutely not a Will.i.am lyric back in the late aughts, but it feels like it was.

MAGA Author Of Anti-Porn Bill Linked To Porn Account - Joe.My.God. The Detroit Metro Times reports: A Republican state lawmaker leading a campaign to ban pornography in Michigan appears to have had an account on a pornographic hook-up website that promised users they...

Getting my shocked face out of the drawer where I keep it — don't know why I even bother to put away these days.

www.joemygod.com/2025/10/maga...

I would like to believe I’m too insane to wind up on “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.”

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is ghosts. Go send lonely men to mega haunted houses and have them befriend the ghosts.

It's like the current admin took everything we learned in 2020 and just decided, "you know what, our lives matter more."

Same.

Really successful comedians buy a mansion and get a maid to cook their food and do their laundry and they don't have a damn thing to say anymore because they're too rich to have problems.

Quit bitching or start punching higher.

Anti-woke comedy is for washed-up has-beens. Just say you don't have anything to say anymore. I would honestly respect it more.

Ikea is your average liberal's picture of a perfect world. This isn't hating; I speak from experience.

I do not dream of owning the Republicans What does a brighter future look like?

I do not care if you call me a "lib-cuck"

Conspiracy Theory - Conservative media is purposefully creating rage bait, crafting fake outrage tweets and tiktoks, and then using that to further instill themselves as the dominant culture. Because they are the dominant culture.

Anyway, voting republican will never be counter-culture.

In defense of the philanthrope In praise of people who love people.

Hot Take: I don't hate everyone.

I have to talk about And Just Like That... again. I'm sorry; it's a moral imperative.

And just like that... one of my favorite franchises was never the same.

Short people superiority with @rbreich.bsky.social and @karaswisher.bsky.social

How tech bros and trad wives are fuelling America's pronatalist movement Americans are being encouraged to have more children by the likes of Donald Trump, JD Vance and Elon Musk. And even though the risks for the poster families of pronatalism are real, they are happy to ...

Also, I won't be told what to do by a bunch of rapist and rapist-defending creeps when it comes to how I choose to procreate. I still have to worry about the cost of groceries and school shootings - fuck off with this pronatalist bullshit. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-07...

If the first amendment is apparently so up for interpretation, why the fuck can't we pass gun control measures again?

Honestly, fuck anyone who said, "love him or hate him, you have to admit Trump is funny," circa '21-'24.

I’m just going to say it - I think UFC is cringe. Men who like it give me the ick.

Cowards.

So are Labubus just Gen Z Beanie Babies?

Pay attention and stay informed!
#LA #California #Resist

I hope anyone who works for or supports ICE never knows another day of peace in their lives.

The news is upsetting and frightening and I don't have any answers, solutions or witty observations. I donated money, wrote postcards, and canvased (also voted, obvi) so that this wouldn't happen and I've never felt so ineffectual in my life.

It’s hard not to get romantic about baseball.