Ghenghis Kema

Some day I'll tell you what WE use AI for. You'll avoid buildings.

My reaction to this feels like what being in a K-hole must be like, just without the benefit of having taken Ketamine first to get there.

"He is a vizhul person becus y kant donuld reed."

Can I get my seaweed snacks without the motherfucking, or is that not an option?

For dipshit reasons that totally miss the larger problems in the world.

Time for Emily in Paris to sweep the awards again! One hundred years Emily in Paris!

"YOU KNOW SHES PERFECT BECAUSE LOOK AT THOSE TITS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"

I really hope they do some editing and make it less silly. There are seeds of good stuff there, but they're overrun by not-funny "humor". I really want to like this season more than I did, and I can't recommend it.

You want that Epstein clients list? Tell the Republicans there's a drag queen on it.

Season 2.0, now with twice as many cringey penis jokes!

Oh awesome, so glad to see Naomi Wildman back again.

Dune 3: The Rise of Dunewalker with ALL the cast of The Next Generation doing cameos!

He sure provided you the cranky guts! When he closes a window seat, he opens a tract!

I now have more followers here than Jake Tapper, who once called me a troll.

Who's the troll now, bitch?

I SUE DRUNKS!

And then you're coming to Portland after? ;)

I see neither Agnetha nor Bjorn, so clearly they were defeated, he won the war.

So, is Caitlynn Jenner still over there at least?

They should rebrand as Michael Bay presents Space-X-PLOSIONS!

Have a picture of a filthy little animal to cheer you up.

Please don't disparage Skeletor like that. He may have been misguided, but the camp made up for it. These fucks are just evil, and they're not even funny at least.

So @johnannese.bsky.social, did you have Tuvix in Spaceballs 2 on your bingo card?

As a professional Lego nerd, I'm struck and disturbed about how the whole image is "the texture of Lego" without being anything like recognizable parts.

Focus on riding it out, remember that it will pass, and frame it as a physical malady instead of a headspace thing. Look for distractions while you ride it out. 2/2

Resign yourself to the idea that you're going to feel shitty for a while until you can move past it. Respond to it like you would throwing up, or having a pain flare up - you're sick right now and need to pull back from things, so it's okay to let things slide. 1/2

Why did they cast Mitt Romney?

That's a selling point for RFK

Area code + 876-5309. Pretty safe as a catchall since it's already been ruined. Otherwise give them Lindsey Graham's office number.

Melania Teetshout very much looks forward to attending. Be best!