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Every time I walk into my office building, I’m reminded of what I am….

❤️💚💕💕💕💖

Earlier some dude to playing a loud high-pitched sound through his headphones and looked around SMILING?

Fuck you in particular, guy.

Guess who forgot their headphones again? :D

And people in the office are particularly obnoxious today. Loud slurps every five seconds from the same woman, drumming on desks, SINGING?, gross snorting because the same people are perpetually sick.

A watermelon pink iPad coveted in various stickers: two green alien dogs, a pink bunny reading a book called “yaoi,” Shrek reading a book called “yaoi,” Xie Lian, We Wuxian, miffy reading AP3 (Archive of Our Own), and Koga biting Inuyasha’s nipple with genitalia covered by previously mentioned pink bunny.

Is it too obvious what I use my iPad for or am I good—

2017♡ 2O25♡

Hearing an older woman tapping her nails again her desk while she smacks her lips, eating a hard candy, and an older gentleman rubbing his hands together for minutes on end is not it.

How do people tune these sounds out without headphones? How do y’all function?

I’ve forgotten my headphones at home, so I have to hear the sounds of the office around me and let me tell you….

Are we talking about Lan Wangji here?

god do they 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ let them kiss more too

An Instagram DM conversation that goes as follows: Friend: “He is stealing g from the mpreg community.” OP: “What the fuck lmao” in response to a video captioned “BBNO$ gets impregnated at twitchcon” Friend: “lol I have no idea who the man is but I was like THIS MAN IS STEALING SAM’S CULTURE”

I love that this is what my friends associate with me. Younger me would be DEAD but almost thirty year old me? Thriving.

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Alright bottom Hua Cheng enjoyers, come get your food 🥘🍽️🤭

#hualian (reverse dynamic) #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #letgegetakecareofyou

A notepad with the words “Chapter Three” written on it. A hand holding a silver and black pen with a red one underneath of it.

I went from primarily writing long one shots to not writing for years and now I’m coming back with a CHAPTERED fic for a completely different fandom…

Anywho, I’m onto Chapter Three and I’m 11.5k words in—

An Instagram notification that only says “mpreg”

My friends certainly know how to get my attention.

Sharing #lighterwise #zzz

イトアキ #lighterwise 顔潰れてたからアップも

A notification from Google Docs indicating a suggestion was made to a document titled “a baby by proxy.”

And the suggestion was over four pages of porn for me to rework and sew into my fic because I get too shy to write it myself.

Are you even besties is they don’t write porn for you?

if people wanted realistic sex when reading fanfiction they would have sex but what they want is disgusting amounts of cum and a cock so fat it breaches their cervix even when they don’t have it

lighterwise mpreg brainrot is real and the fic is growing to be so long….

can’t believe i’m making my return to AO3 the same way i started

Commission for Terminal Catboy Disease ❤️
Thank you for being a regular 💖

For the first time in I don’t know how long, I started writing a new fic and it’s not even my old material. It’s fucking LighterWise mpreg

What the actual fuck, brain?

Shameless nucarnification…. Sorry prof i had to #anaxa

The Great Performer

#Anaxagoras #Anaxa #HonkaiStarRail #fanart #illustration #digitalart #art

Well.. Anaxa took all my savings and this is my revenge
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#hsr #anaxa #phainon #mydei

Prof Anaxa in his dromas pyjamas ❤️🫶

#Anaxa #hsr #HSRFanart #HonkaiStaiRail #AnaxaHSR #anaxagoras

𝑰 𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝒖𝒑, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒖𝒏 ( ੭ ˘ ³˘)੭°｡⋆♡‧₊˚

Bless be @dweeblley (on x) for this amazing comm✨️💕 Check them on insta too!!

#HazbinHotel #RadioDust

TW: Pet loss

Absolutely fucked of my dad to tell me they’re putting our dog down right before I walk into work. Now I have to sit here and try not to cry for six hours.

I get it. He probably wouldn’t be able to tell me after.

But fuck, Todd. It wasn’t even 8AM!