Chris Cooper

Palace can name their price for Marc Guehi after this game.

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

5 - There have already been five 90th minute winners scored in the EFL today, the joint-most on record in a single day (since 2013-14). Back.

We undoubtedly look a lot more put together now, with a few signings and a solid pre-season in the books. But it still feels like we have to work so hard for every goal we score, and concede from any random opportunity imaginable. Baby steps but the arrow is pointing upwards.

The owner of Trump Burger, a Donald Trump-themed fast-food joint, faces deportation after being arrested by ICE.

Sure, that looks like a sound place to send one of your best young academy grads.

Hannah Hampton.

England goalkeeper Hannah Hampton revealed that she threw penalty notes belonging to her Spanish counterpart, Cata Coll, into the crowd during the European Championship final shoot-out.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

🔴📰 | Manchester United want £50M for Alejandro Garnacho and view the Noni Madueke deal as the BENCHMARK. #MUFC

[@SamWallaceTel]

Sesko: Manchester United reach agreement with RB Leipzig for striker

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United strike agreement in principle with RB Leipzig to sign Benjamin Sesko. Deal for 22yo #RBLeipzig striker €76.5m + €8.5m. Slovenia international given permission to fly & do medical before completing #MUFC move
@theathleticfc.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/athletic/653...

The price for Chelsea should be no less than Mount's £50m+£5m. Don't care if we need sales this summer, there's value in not being a soft-touch. He has four years left on his contract. It's not end of times if we wait until June to ditch him. He's not worse than other £50m+ transfers this summer.

The Originals found a special way of losing that game.

Carlos Baleba is viewing Manchester United fans stories on Instagram. 👀

Thought these Carlos Baleba rumours were bullshit because IndyKaila was the one 'reporting' it this morning. Now I'm seeing Ornstein not only doing the same but specifically crediting him with the story. Shit's wild. Still have to think the branches of our magical money tree don't extend that far.

Man Utd contact Brighton to explore conditions of potential Baleba deal

🚨 Man Utd contact Brighton via intermediaries to explore conditions of deal for Carlos Baleba. #BHAFC do not plan to sell this summer & all sides aware move may be unrealistic. But #MUFC keen + should know in coming days if plausible or not @theathleticfc.bsky.social

www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...

Flashbacks to the voxpops of people saying they were voting Trump because they couldn't afford McDonald's any more.

Tweet detailing a planned protest at MUFC’s opening game

Do think the 1958 have mostly good intentions but this seems brainless. All for putting pressure on INEOS around certain things they’ve done/are rumoured to be doing (esp. things affecting matchgoers) but conflating them with the Glazers after one full season and the Saville reference - dumb

This is some quality gibberish from the guy who was walking around on the roof this morning.

President Trump is up on the roof of the White House and still taking questions from reporters: REPORTER: "Mr. President, what are you doing up there? TRUMP: "Taking a little look!" An American original.

President Trump is now shouting answers to questions from reporters on the White House rooftop. 🤣 Once in a lifetime president.

The dude is 79 years old and climbing on roofs! LOL!

REPORTER: "Mr. President, what are you doing up there?" PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Taking a little look!" Another classic 🤣

MAGA influencers are raving about Trump walking on a roof:

"An American original"
"🤣 Once in a lifetime president."
"79 years old and climbing on roofs! LOL!"
"Another classic 🤣"

This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why

There's no way we should be touching anyone at that price this summer, whether they want to join us or not. If United are confident playing the long-game will work to get the player and the right fee, fine. But the last thing we need is another young, incomplete forward with a superstar pricetag.

Have we received an update yet as to why Newcastle are bidding £80m for a player they have "reservations about"?

More than fifty private schools shut since Labour put VAT on fees Department for Education defends ending tax breaks for independent institutions, after parents lost a legal battle at the High Court this year — view map

The headline here should say:

"Number of private schools increases by 35 - showing fears of an exodus to be unfounded".

(The increase is mentioned way down the article.)

www.thetimes.com/article/19ef...

Bitter ending considering we had to deal without Woakes for much of the Test, and we have to hear how 2-2 is a "fair" result, for some reason. Considering the constantly changing bowling attack throughout the series, think that's as well as they could've done.

Hope that's a 2-1-2 midfield-front, with Bruno as a #10/forward between the two summer signings. Without a new striker I think that's the best way to go this season, rather than trying to squeeze Bruno into a deep midfield role.

They might still get over the line thanks to the night off/new ball, but there's no way England should've been chasing anything under 400 given how shorthanded Woakes' injury left them. After yesterday's morning session India just had a hit around and thought they'd walk it today.

Big result for Lando that. That's the sort of race he wouldn't normally win, with a faster car charging at him. You'd still put your pocket money on Oscar winning in the end, but he'll be effected by the title run-in as well I'm sure.

A periodic reminder.

The cover up is happening in plain sight.

Where are those QAnon folks these days? We now actually have a government that is led by a sex trafficker’s pal, and trying to help convicted sex traffickers.

Should be a easiest negotiation ever. The £50m+£5m we paid for Mount, plus a £5m premium for his age. Anything short of that from Chelsea and we're being taken the piss out of. He's got four years left on his contract. It's not the end of the world if he's here for another six months.