Jonny Chambers

Genuinely avoid watching anything over a 12A so pls explain how I ended up working on the destination marketing campaign for #28YearsLater and attending the Northern premiere 😭

Friends fear he’s illuminating landmarks again… #VisitIfYouDare

THRILLED to have got the Metro half way back to Sunderland before I remembered I’d parked in Newcastle today 😭

Like the store isn’t going anywhere just wait in your car until it opens, what are you queuing for like you’re at Disney???

Given myself the ick by accidentally getting to Costco 20 mins before it opens and there is literally a queue the length of the store of people waiting to go in. I have second hand embarrassment 🥲

Honourable pass for butty.

Enough with this ‘sando’ nonsense for the abbreviation of sandwich. It’s a sarnie or a sammidge and I will die on this hill.

Fantastic typo on the BBC News website #marinelepenis

‘Hot honey’ is just gentrified sweet chilli sauce and I won’t hear arguments to the contrary

I am at the age where I am posting about my new Le Creuset casserole pot like it’s my first born. Look at her 🥺

New metro who dis?

At least this cold caller is honest about their nefarious nature

Truly me whenever someone replies to my email and spells my name as ‘Johnny’

Me buying carrots from Aldi

I’ve been spoiled by my first trip on the new Metro. So much so that every time one of the old ones groans its way into the platform I get irrationally annoyed.

Omg I’m finally getting a chance to ride the new Metro and they’re so fancy

This deserves a standing ovation

Went to the Christmas party dressed as a Metro cube. Couldn’t actually get the Metro because they were completely borked. Extremely on brand.

Was up until ten past midnight last night making a Tyne & Wear Metro costume for our ‘Geordie Icons’ themed Christmas party.

Only to realise after an hour and a half of painstaking work that I’d painted it upside down 😭😭😭

Steven Bartlett sharing harmful health misinformation on Diary of CEO podcast Disproven health claims are accepted with little challenge by host on number one podcast, BBC investigation finds.

This grifter’s downfall is all I want for Christmas 💖 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There’s a whole plot point involving canned ham which makes this elite

Cannot recommend Smoggie Queens on BBC Three/iPlayer enough!!!

It’s full of warmth, heart, razor sharp wit and camptastic belly laughs.

Left my lovingly homemade carbonara on the metro and lost one of my favourite tupperwares in the process and I’ve never been more furious with myself.

At work today, they announced the theme of our Christmas party with a giant stottie mascot and stapled the invitations to a Greggs sausage roll

The automated voice on Grand Central always says ‘Sunderland’ as though she’s surprised that it is actually going to make it to Sunderland.

I hope they do Hot To Go 🕺

Laaaaandaaan

The laaaaads supping on their crate of Carling on the table opposite are like a walking, taking, anthropomorphised Daily Mail.

We’re 5 mins into the journey and they’ve already said they’d have voted for Trump and they’re now complaining about wind turbines not working when it isn’t windy.

Kept getting out bid on Seatfrog for an upgrade so played a risky game and kept driving the price up, so now the winner has paid an ✨extortionate✨ price and I hope they choke on their £75 tea and coffee.

This is one of those ‘pinch me’ moments 🥺

Coordinating the illumination of these iconic Northeastern landmarks for #PurpleTuesday and wandering around the region tonight knowing ‘I did that’ is a very cool feeling 💜